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Issue 5

1 • Day 494, 11:07 • Published in USA USA

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off

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Issue 4 "Rated PG-13" Beware!

3 • Day 487, 21:57 • Published in USA USA

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of

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Issue 3

1 • Day 487, 13:04 • Published in USA USA

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if

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Issue 2

1 • Day 485, 21:24 • Published in USA USA

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An Native Indian boy asked his chief,"Why do you name me what I am?" The chief says, "when your sister was born, I saw snow falling gently, so I named her Snow-falling-gently. When your brother was born, I saw buffalo running swiftly, so I name him

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Issue 1

1 • Day 480, 13:02 • Published in USA USA

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A man was robbed last night. When the police came and looked at the floor, they saw traces of marijuana. Suspicious, they asked the man, "Do you smoke marijuana?". The man said no. After some minutes, he said, "Those thieves stole everything I had!