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Wow, First thing I do when I die is crack up about it

3 • Day 715, 16:20 • Published in USA USA

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can

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Sorry

0 • Day 711, 11:06 • Published in USA USA

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Sunday Comics revived since I died

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Issue 8 of the Sunday Comics!

3 • Day 504, 20:39 • Published in USA USA

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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them

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Issue 7

0 • Day 499, 17:23 • Published in USA USA

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A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!

The officer took off after the speeder

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Issue 6

1 • Day 497, 21:38 • Published in USA USA

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A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.

The professor tells the