stercus accidit - newspaper of Gnaeus Progenitor

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HOW TO SAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

10 • Day 981, 14:51 • Published in USA USA

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Step 1: Move entire eU.S. Population to North Corea
Step 2: Take Liaoning
Step 3: > Quit acting like fggts[/ … read more »

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Countries Most Likely to Experience a Baby Boom

36 • Day 889, 11:05 • Published in USA USA

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Baby booms. Every eNation wants one, only a few have them. They seem to happen randomly. A post on the right forum, the media picks up on the game, a big advertising campaign on the right sites - a baby boom can occur. However, what else is … read more »

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Gnaeus does it again.

21 • Day 883, 17:53 • Published in USA USA

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I, Gnaeus Progenitor, am running for congress - again! I am running in the great state of Vermont.

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Insert Ad Hoc Milton Reference (EDEN)

7 • Day 865, 04:47 • Published in USA USA

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Following the departure from EDEN, the eU.S.A. is in a bit of a transition state. The building of the Brolliance is taking place - as well as the mending of bridges.

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Midnight In the Garden of Good and Eden.

10 • Day 858, 02:55 • Published in USA USA

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People of the eU.S.A., there is a debate going on in the dark halls of congress - in private rooms on the IRC built by Freemasons, with secret passageways, and Illuminati symbols. This debate is being controlled by a cabal [no doubt with occult