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Jokes Of The Day

0 Day 1,394, 05:06 Published in Australia Australia Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A man goes into a bar and tells the bartender to give him a double.

Then he slams it down and takes a picture out of his pocket, looks at it for a moment, then puts it back.

He then asks the bartender for another double.

He drinks it, looks

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0 - 200 in 6 seconds

5 Day 1,393, 02:32 Published in Australia Australia Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he

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Joke Of The Day

4 Day 1,392, 06:31 Published in Australia Australia Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my

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