Short Stories Now

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Have a laugh

2 • Day 1,823, 15:55 • Published in Australia

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to

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A Guy Walks Into A Bar

7 • Day 1,818, 00:19 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you

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I Still Hate The Kiwis

4 • Day 1,421, 20:09 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

Australian Kiwi Jokes about too Many Kiwis
An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun and shoots the watch

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Bloody Kiwis

4 • Day 1,417, 20:01 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.

The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.

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Silly Swede

1 • Day 1,403, 06:40 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

A Swede was in a pub in Finland and a regular customer suggested to him:

"I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten beer bottles on your head."

The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of the peer pressure.

The

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Have a laugh

A Guy Walks Into A Bar

I Still Hate The Kiwis

Bloody Kiwis

Silly Swede