Reflection in diamond eye - newspaper of kualkerr

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[PRESIDENT] Attention all Pakistanis

49 • Day 1,174, 03:25 • Published in Pakistan

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Pakistanis!
My brothers of the Sword & Spear!

Just when i try to pull myself away from the pressure, the tension, the constant burden of responsibility, they pull me right back in. I thought my previous farewell article would be the last of mine,

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[PRESIDENT] Farewell

43 • Day 1,172, 12:53 • Published in Pakistan

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And so... Kualkerr's era comes to an end tonight!

Before the end, i would confess that it has been the greatest honour of my eLife serving all admirable citizens of ePakistan.

When i took the oath of presidency about 29 days ago, i knew the

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[PRESIDENT] la résistance

24 • Day 1,170, 03:20 • Published in Pakistan

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Pakistanis!
My brothers of the sword & spear!

The day which we had foreseen for so long has come...

A few minutes ago, i have started a resistance war against china in Punjab, our Capital! The heart of our motherland!

I order every son of

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[President] URGENT! Something about law proposals!

18 • Day 1,167, 12:05 • Published in Pakistan

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My dear countrymen.

The PTOers which have gotten into our congress are miss using their powers as expected.

I hereby declare that we are not declaring anyone as our natural enemy as yet.

Please vote NO to all natural enemy proposals

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[President] His judgement cometh, and that right soon...

24 • Day 1,164, 02:03 • Published in Pakistan

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Enough Sai😛

His judgement cometh, and that right soon!

This was inevitable. I have a mixed feeling declared the demise of