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[DMV4CP] Foreign Affairs

17 Day 2,624, 09:29 Published in Canada Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Foreign Affairs is essential to eCanada moving forward. Electing a President who can coordinate and get along with our allies is important, but this month we need to be able to focus on creating new … read more »

[DMV4CP] I'm Standing at Full Attention for YOU again, Canada!

29 Day 2,623, 12:41 Published in Canada Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



My Fellow Canadians, I stand before you today not as your Penis Potato, but as a Candidate for President. Our situation today is much as it was the last time I ran for President, we're wiped, we're … read more »

Are you F***ing Sorry Canada

25 Day 2,620, 19:21 Published in Canada Canada Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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[Canada's Penis Potato] Moving Forward

45 Day 2,616, 17:09 Published in Canada Canada Battle orders Battle orders



This is article I feel needs to be written and is in no way meant to be a criticism of the government or any individual, but is instead meant to be call to arms … read more »

Dear CPF

48 Day 2,614, 06:10 Published in Canada Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



That is all, carry on.
Hail DMV, Canada's Penis Potato!
MUWAHAHAHAHA!
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