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USA Regions

9 Day 1,121, 15:44 Published in USA USA

A rap on the admin announcement to lower USA regions.

1984, they said it was fiction
But look at eRepublik, it’s really an addiction
Could admins be on a secret subliminary mission
New module all the time, every day a new fission
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Silver Bells - Libertarian Style

17 Day 1,119, 19:24 Published in USA USA

Silver Bells - Libertarian Style

Revolution, Revolution
In false holiday style
Took over the government but barely
CRoy laughing, people flashing
Meeting pure after pure
And in every last region you hear

Mighty Libs, mighty Libs
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The Big Four ©

7 Day 1,106, 16:31 Published in USA USA

In the eUnited States, there is a group of veteran citizens that have served in countless positions. These people have literally shaped the eUS we live in today. Guys like Harrison Richardson and Emerick have been around forever, and they’ve done so

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Ode to the 35th Congress

5 Day 1,103, 11:49 Published in USA USA

In the past, Congress has been notorious – just as it is in real life – for not getting much done. Indeed, in June Congress hit a low point with a measly quorum of 14. (Then-Speaker of the House Necrosis shut down Congressional activities for a week

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Congratulations to the 36th Congress!

15 Day 1,102, 07:30 Published in USA USA

Hai gaiz! Today is Black Friday, aka Shameless Overspending On Doodads And Googaws Day. Break out your wallets, people, there’s a lot to buy.

But yesterday, 49 people fattened their GOLD accounts by winning their Congressional election.

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