USA Regions

Day 1,121, 15:44 • Published in USA USA • by Dave Richards
A rap on the admin announcement to lower USA regions.

1984, they said it was fiction
But look at eRepublik, it’s really an addiction
Could admins be on a secret subliminary mission
New module all the time, every day a new fission
The things the admins say are getting contradictory
They being realistic, Macedonians are pissy
But then they censor citizens for mentioning the Nazis
It’s a real life thing, shouldn’t be censored, see WikiLeaks
Now they say they gonna cut America’s regions
Newton and GreekHoplite revolt, forming legions
Articles and threads saying the idea’s egregious
Picking sides is like choosing an in-game allegiance
So when you look at eRepublik, think of it like a cage
Dio tells us nothing, there ain’t no real sage
Admins and the players are nowhere near the same page
This game’s like Algernon, Charlie Gordon’s all the rage

Drake - I mean Dave - signing off,