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Hai gaiz! Today is Black Friday, aka Shameless Overspending On Doodads And Googaws Day. Break out your wallets, people, there’s a lot to buy.

But yesterday, 49 people fattened their GOLD accounts by winning their Congressional election. Congratulations to the 36th Congress!



Alabama • • • Evan Feinman • • • United States Workers Party
Alaska • • • Syrup • • • United States Workers Party
Alentejo • • • Dougie Flare • • • Libertarian Party
Arkansas • • • HobbitTon • • • Federalist Party
California • • • ligtreb • • • United States Workers Party
Chongqing • • • FUTREL • • • S.E.E.S.
Colorado • • • Blank Keating • • • United States Workers Party
Connecticut • • • Hadrian X • • • United States Workers Party
Delaware • • • The Sensei • • • United Independents Party
District of Columbia • • • SGGHays • • • United States Workers Party
Florida • • • Haliman • • • United States Workers Party
Georgia • • • Marxus • • • United States Workers Party
Hawaii • • • Dan Heylin • • • United Independents Party
Indiana • • • Lord Krauser • • • United States Workers Party
Iowa • • • Animis • • • United States Workers Party
Kansas • • • Lefty from Mulberry St • • • United States Workers Party
Kentucky • • • Jasper Signa • • • Federalist Party
Kerala • • • Mr. A. Smith • • • United States Workers Party
Louisiana • • • Julian Mizu • • • United States Workers Party
Maine • • • Heero Blaze • • • Federalist Party
Maryland • • • Sleeve • • • United States Workers Party
Massachusetts • • • slosh • • • Federalist Party
Michigan • • • Lieutenant Scheisskopf • • • United States Workers Party
Minnesota • • • CRoy • • • Libertarian Party
Mississippi • • • s0beit • • • Libertarian Party
Missouri • • • CaptJustice • • • Federalist Party
Nebraska • • • Pearcey333 • • • United Independents Party
Nevada • • • Mourning Star • • • Federalist Party
New Hampshire • • • Leonaxus • • • Libertarian Party
New Jersey • • • Claire Littleton • • • Libertarian Party
New Mexico • • • Laxsnor • • • United States Workers Party
New York • • • Justin McCravok • • • United Independents Party
North Carolina • • • Iasov • • • Libertarian Party
Ohio • • • Dumb Emma • • • Libertarian Party
Oklahoma • • • CrayolaButthole • • • United Independents Party
Pennsylvania • • • Cromstar • • • United States Workers Party
Rhode Island • • • Leroy Combs • • • United States Workers Party
South Carolina • • • Joe DaSmoe • • • Libertarian Party
South West of England • • • Henry Arundel • • • Libertarian Party
Texas • • • Technician • • • United States Workers Party
Tibet • • • Robert Grosseteste • • • Libertarian Party
Utah • • • Jacksondr5 • • • Federalist Party
Vermont • • • S3RO • • • United States Workers Party
Virginia • • • Athanaric • • • United Independents Party
Washington • • • Speedcat McNasty • • • United States Workers Party
West Bengal • • • Glove • • • S.E.E.S.
West Virginia • • • Max Wallingbottom III • • • S.E.E.S.
Wisconsin • • • Herr Vootsman • • • United Independents Party
Wyoming • • • havocpwn • • • Federalist Party



United States Workers Party…..21 seats
Libertarian Party…………………10 seats
Federalist Party…………………...8 seats
United Independents Party.………7 seats
S.E.E.S………………………….…3 seats



While America did a great job with the freeze, we were unable to complete a political takeover (PTO) in Russis. Still, a great many thanks should go to Rod Damon, CIA Director, who ran this entire operation; as well as everyone who helped him in organizing the PTO. As well, lots of thanks should go to Haliman, Melissa Rose, Athanaric, Iasov, and Nicholas Ryan, for coordinating this very complicated freeze.

And now, though December will come with Russia’s backbone still intact, our Congress looks flush with active and dedicated Emerickans. The last two terms have been some of the greatest in our nation’s history. Let’s hope these fine men and women can continue that streak.

I heart this nation,