Pizza Party Paper - newspaper of Pizza The Hut

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Former President Glove Assassinated

14 • Day 1,365, 19:31 • Published in USA USA

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*BREAKING NEWS*

Former President Glove was assassinated today. He was known for providing lulz and his noble but vain attempts to liberate the USWP.
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Turks OUT of Greece!

65 • Day 1,364, 14:46 • Published in Greece Greece

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Political debates and analysis

During my time in eGreece, I have come to realize the shocking revelation more and more, that not only have the Turks managed to deceive the Greek government into befriending them, but a disturbing and shocking number of people here actually believe

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Pizza for Ethnikistiko Metwpo Party President

57 • Day 1,362, 11:39 • Published in Greece Greece

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Political debates and analysis

Since the first article I wrote is apparently buggy and no one can open it, I am going to re-write my platform for Party President. Anyway, as you may know, I have decided to become a member of the Ethnikistiko Metwpo party. I have chosen this party

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Pizza for Ethnikistiko Metwpo Party President

18 • Day 1,361, 16:06 • Published in Greece Greece

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Political debates and analysis

I have been thinking about which party to join and while I have many good friends across all of eGreece, I have made the decision to become a member of Ethnikistiko Metwpo. This party is the one which consistently stands up and defends Greece and

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Pizza Is Delivered!

32 • Day 1,360, 22:21 • Published in Greece Greece

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Political debates and analysis

My Greek Brethren!

As I have long promised, I have come to eGreece at last! It is good to be among so many of my friends here in beautiful eGreece. Can someone say... pizza IS delivered? o/
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