Pizza for Ethnikistiko Metwpo Party President

Day 1,362, 11:39 • Published in Greece USA • by Pizza The Hut

Since the first article I wrote is apparently buggy and no one can open it, I am going to re-write my platform for Party President. Anyway, as you may know, I have decided to become a member of the Ethnikistiko Metwpo party. I have chosen this party because it seems to have the highest concentration of Greeks who are patriotic and passionate about their country. I am running for Party President because I am extremely concerned about the recent takeover of the Greek government by Pro-Turkish forces and I believe that this party requires a leader who can end this in the coming month. Read below for my platform:

Who am I?
I am a former Party President and Congressman who has spent much of his career in his birthplace of the eUSA. I have also held sensitive government positions from time to time. I am the only person in eUSA history who has on multiple occasions taken a party from obscurity to the Top 5 or the brink of the Top 5 within a matter of weeks. I am also known for my strong opposition to the American alliance with INCI and friendly relations with Turks and was the only major American political figure to so openly oppose this. I have a strong record of leadership and of integrity which I believe will benefit EM and eGreece.

What is my plan?
If I have the honor of being elected as your next Party President, I promise that our party will be the largest in the country by the end of my term. We will make EM the place to be for all Patriotic Greeks to stand up and defend the country against our enemies. I will get everyone involved in party leadership and on the congressional ballot who wishes to help both our party and eGreece. We will have the most number of Congressional seats and we will take back the Country Presidency. It is absolutely crucial that we secure eGreece as it was recently taken over by those who are sympathetic to the Turks, something which all Greeks should oppose. We must never ally with our sworn enemies who have done nothing but evil and harm to the Greek people.

Why vote for me?
You will not find a more commited, active, and experienced leader. Although I may not be from RL Greece or of Greek descent, my heart is Greek and this is what truly counts. I have always stood by my Greek brothers and if I am so fortunate as to be elected to lead this mighty party, I will do the same now. If you want our party to be led to greatness and if you want eGreece to be led to victory over its enemies and to build a better country with more opportunity for all, then stand with me and vote Pizza The Hut for Ethnikistiko Metwpo Party President.

Thank You!
Pizza The Hut
Candidate for Party President
Ethnikistiko Metwpo

PS- I may not speak Greek yet, but if anyone wants to teach me, I would love to learn. 🙂