Peanut-Butter Jelly Times - newspaper of Kaan the Great

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Hold fire means hold fire.

7 • Day 608, 09:32 • Published in USA USA

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All the resistance wars failed. Washington remains Canadian and Alaska looks like it will follow suit. Manitoba will remain part of the USA. At first I thought the resistances had been started by PEACE to confuse us, but it seems that our government

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Victory!

7 • Day 608, 05:40 • Published in USA USA

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The ironically named imperialists PEACE will soon feel the full wrath of America and her great allies. Our brothers to the north have liberated Washington and Alaska and we have done the same for Manitoba. Allthough it is too soon to tell the two

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Uncle Sam Wants YOU!

4 • Day 607, 14:56 • Published in USA USA

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Yes you citizen, America needs you! In this time of crisis coordination is important. You can join an appropriate branch of our armed services at: http://www.milforum.us/forum/viewforum.php?f=5&sid=137dede5be7c6fabcbd1ccd699b8661f

Even if you don'