Peanut-Butter Jelly Times - newspaper of Kaan the Great

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The Third Branch of Government

3 • Day 615, 07:20 • Published in USA USA

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Today I will take a break from my usual war related posts and look at a way I think we can improve this game for all people who play.

Every modern democracy has three branches. We all learned about them in school. The Executive, the Legislature,

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Interpreting the Battle Statistics (UPDATED)

6 • Day 614, 14:25 • Published in USA USA

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A big thank you goes to Eugene Harlot for including this article in his Take Back the Media section of the DOD Battle Orders. It's brought me quite a few subscribers and quite a few votes. Since people keep landing here I will provide for the … read more »

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Buy Guns

1 • Day 614, 12:00 • Published in USA USA

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Hello America,

The battle in California is pretty important for a multitude of reasons, so spend your money to save our country. Buy yourselves some weapons, don't fight empty handed. A Q1 weapon doesn't cost too much and more than doubles your

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About Russia

5 • Day 612, 09:57 • Published in USA USA

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I think I speak for most Americans when I say we don't have anything personal against Russians or Russia. Even though they have invaded our territories we realize that they are doing this at Indonesia and Hungary's bidding. Indonesia has annexed one

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Don't be discouraged

7 • Day 609, 04:30 • Published in USA USA

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We might have lost a few battles today but there is no reason to be discouraged. There are two reasons why we will prevail in the en😛

1 - PEACE has low taxes, they will run out of money.
2 - In the real world internet penetration in the Fortis