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A languid and litterate look through the lenses of a larger than life legend as he lopes lion heartedly through leagues upon leagues of languishingly limpwristed lice.

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No Thank You, Mr. Acting President

37 • Day 1,084, 10:28 • Published in Pakistan

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I’m posting this very quickly to explain why I am turning down the position of Prime Minister (Chief of Staff to my american readers) in President Pak_Land’s cabinet.

I have nothing but respect for Mr. Pak_Land, and his Acting President, Mr.

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>India Now Wants To Join EDEN

23 • Day 1,071, 15:29 • Published in Pakistan

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India Should Join EDEN

Below is my actual reaction. David Forde is on the right, I'm on the left.

http:// … read more »

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We are Investigating Hard and We Believe Will Come to an Official Conclusion

54 • Day 1,059, 06:16 • Published in Pakistan

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”A major issue was discovered yesterday as it was announced that we have had the majority of our military companies, money and stock stolen. Indeed, we are … read more »

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What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

37 • Day 1,057, 16:33 • Published in USA USA

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America: Happy anniversary, Krems.
St Krems America, we broke up two weeks ago.
America Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
St Krems Well, it does … read more »

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Blame It On The New Rules

40 • Day 1,056, 09:02 • Published in Romania Romania

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Allow me to layout two basic foundations for the rest of this article. One is simply empirical and can not be argued with, the other is a normative statement in the fact that it can not be tested or shown through figures but I’ll try to prove it