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Celebrity Viruses

0 • Day 1,560, 06:01 • Published in New Zealand

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Ellen Degeneres virus... Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Monica Lewinsky virus... Sucks all the memory out of your computer

Titanic virus... Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus... Everything in the computer goes Goofy

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Actual Clippings From Church Bulletins:

1 • Day 1,559, 09:08 • Published in New Zealand

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Actual Clippings From Church Bulletins:

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a

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Congressman Dies

5 • Day 1,558, 08:17 • Published in New Zealand

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While walking down the street one day a congressman is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.

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Are You Kathlick?

1 • Day 1,557, 06:48 • Published in New Zealand

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THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Three little Boys were concerned because they couldn't get

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Things That Will Disappear

4 • Day 1,556, 09:32 • Published in New Zealand

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Nine Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime

Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we adapt to them, but, ready or not - here they come...

1. The Post Office
Get ready to imagine a world without the post office.