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Lesson in Socialism

8 • Day 1,542, 09:39 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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Is this man truly a genius?

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted socialism worked and that no one would be

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Ten Things You Wish You Could Say At Work/How to tell when you've had too much

1 • Day 1,541, 11:48 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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Social interactions and entertainment

Ten Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a hoot.
How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?
It sounds like English, but I can'

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Wise words from Will Rogers

0 • Day 1,540, 08:12 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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Social interactions and entertainment

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of America's greatest sages.

A few things he sai😛

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a

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Blonde in Church

5 • Day 1,539, 07:17 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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Social interactions and entertainment

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept

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New Parrot

1 • Day 1,538, 03:52 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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Social interactions and entertainment

This housewife got tired of being alone every day since her husband was at work and her three daughters were in school, so she decided to get a pet to keep her company. She walks into the local pet store and explains her situation to the clerk and