Neovison Vison - newspaper of Mink Deadly

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Mink for President!

11 • Day 835, 02:32 • Published in Norway Norway

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My fellow eNorwegians,

It is with great honor and profound humility that I write to you today. I am pleased to announce that I am running for the Presidency of the great country of Norway under the Teknokratene banner.

I have been a proud

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Mink for Kongressen...again!

4 • Day 825, 02:22 • Published in Norway Norway

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Good morning, and welcome to this edition of Neovison Vison.

It is with honor and humility that I announce my second candidacy for the Congressional elections in eNorway. This first term in office has been fun and exciting, and I am

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Mink Deadly for Kongressen!

6 • Day 795, 16:25 • Published in Norway Norway

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Good evening, and welcome to this Third Congressional Edition of Neovison Vison.

If you read my newspaper or have known me in this game at all, you know that I have written these articles already.

My first run to Congress was in the

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Alt for Norge?

3 • Day 771, 08:00 • Published in Norway Norway

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Good morning, and welcome to this edition of Neovison Vison.

HUH?

Okay, okay, okay. So, I'm not that idiotic. Of course I know what 'Alt for Norge' means. I am picking up little bits of Norwegian, and I see that it means '

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Hello, Norway! / Hallo Norge!

7 • Day 769, 10:07 • Published in Norway Norway

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Good afternoon, and welcome to this edition of Neovison Vison.
God ettermiddag, og velkommen til denne utgaven av Neovison Vison.

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