Mink for President!

Day 835, 02:32 Published in Norway Norway by Mink Deadly

My fellow eNorwegians,

It is with great honor and profound humility that I write to you today. I am pleased to announce that I am running for the Presidency of the great country of Norway under the Teknokratene banner.

I have been a proud citizen of our country for two months. I was an involved member of the United Independents Party in the eUSA, and have been involved in several facets of our government. I served as Ambassador to the eUSA, Assisting Minister of Finance and have been elected to Congress twice.

I AM COMMITTED to making sure that only dedicated, hardworking eNorwegians are in our government. My cabinet will consist of qualified citizens who are steadfastly dedicated to our progress and our prosperity.

I AM COMMITTED to a well-trained body of active members of our armed forces. Therefore, I will work hard to invest in our armed forces by providing weapons at low cost. A strong defense is essential, and with the flurry of activity around us in eDenmark, eUK and in other places, I will do everything I can to keep our armed forces strong, responsive and ready for any threat that comes our way. I am also committed to restoring joint control of our armed forces, giving the people of Norway control of the armed forces through Congress and the executive.

I AM COMMITTED to maintaining eNorway’s role within the EDEN community as a defensive one, keeping our voice on the EDEN council strong while maintaining our economic autonomy.

I AM COMMITTED to boosting our population, as it is the focal point for our economic and military power, and for growth in these areas. A 5% increase in our population means 40 players, and I will work to retain the new citizens that come to us every day in order to fulfill this goal. A little growth can go a long way for our economy and our military, and outreach for these new eNorwegian citizens will be vital not only to the fulfillment of our national goals, but also to the vitality of our nation.

I AM COMMITTED to working with people from all over the political map, regardless of party or of ideology.

I AM COMMITTED to keeping our government transparent and working as a collaborative and equitable partnership that keeps the public informed of our decisions and their rationales to the fullest extent possible. I will work to ensure that everyone knows the content of the decisions our government makes, and understands the reasons for those decisions.

I AM COMMITTED to our country and our prosperity first and foremost. I am not running as a Teknokrat. I am running as an eNorwegian, and I am proud to put my country first, as is my party as a whole.

I hope you will join me in this commitment, and I hope our commitment to eNorway will begin with your vote on 5 March.

Alt for Norge,

Yours truly,

Mink Deadly
Congressman from Sørlandet