Knife Fighting Monkey - newspaper of Flaco Jimenez

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Thank you Admins.

10 • Day 954, 07:42 • Published in Singapore

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Thanks for your hard work.

We the people of eSingapore thank you for ferreting out the PTO wannabes and saving our country yet again.

For Sheldon and his band of merry ethugs.

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Majulah Singapura

21 • Day 951, 18:07 • Published in Singapore

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I am short on time so I will be brief.

I have served as your ePresident, Minister of Finance...twice, Commander of the Navy, Congressman ...four times, and a business owner since my first day in eSingapore.
As it saddens me to see the

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Chew Chew Shoe: Misunderstood Genius.

10 • Day 923, 18:06 • Published in Singapore

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He has my full support for VP.

Also I quote:

"We all know ChewChewShoe, logan dunleavy's 14 year-old Vice Presidential Candidate. He is known for being the Minister of Trolling, his foul mouth and quick temper"

He is perfect

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El Presidente has entered the building.

8 • Day 915, 18:58 • Published in Singapore

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Running for Congress.

Qualifications: Four Congressional terms, One Presidential term.

Vote for El Presidente and stick it to the Man.

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Free Q2 House for one lucky slob.

23 • Day 891, 19:25 • Published in Singapore

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Free Q2 house and a weeks supply of food.

You can move out of your cardboard box and into 4 walls and a roof.

Convince me of your love for eSingapore.

No resellers.

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