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STUPID CHILE! BLEH!

0 • Day 2,370, 23:04 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I ALSO AM OUTRAGED THAT SOMEONE OTHER THAN ECANADA IS "WINNING" AT THIS "GAME"!=

BOO-URNS!

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Occupation and Resistance: Chapter I - The Fall of Whitehorse (part 1)

18 • Day 2,365, 21:34 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The Yankees let loose another artillery volley, blasting great pile of rubble into dust somewhere across the river from our auxilery headquarters. It is a hunting game, for them. We are prey before the predators at this point. Where in the hell had

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So now we're gonna be NE by eUSA again.

14 • Day 2,364, 02:07 • Published in Canada Canada • Battle orders Battle orders

I'll screenshot it when I get home. Suffice to say, 22 hours ago as of the writing of this article or something, eUSA proposed (and basically voted into power) us being their NE. So, we can soon say goodbye to these two regions we've already won.

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DMV3 isn't a great choice.

34 • Day 2,357, 04:41 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



DMV3 does not want eCanada to prosper. All of his flunkies attacking any of his political opponents, severe scapegoating against the party threatening his potential presidential candidacy, and a plan … read more »

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DMV is working for the eMuricans

15 • Day 2,306, 11:10 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



He's an eYankee stooge and you shouldn't listen to him. He wants you to dance to the tune he plays for you, and when you stumble and fall over, guess what he's gonna do to you from behind?

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