Ambient on/off
Canada

Kev's Noob-y Voice

About my newspaper

Open Wiki page

I am a noob. Noob noob noob. Prepare for noob-y articles.

9

All Quiet On The Politics Front = :(

31 • Day 2,162, 01:11 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I heard something about a leak; some limey is trading eCanadian state secrets for handy-j's from some homeless brit named Quincey (because all homeless brits have classy names that also have a tendency to probably belong to male strippers).

Now,

… read more »

8

If I Ever Win The Lottery

13 • Day 2,160, 03:11 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

So here in RL Canada, we have this here $50 million lottery draw last night. I almost certainly didn't win. But bear with me as I take a leisurely stroll down 'what if' lane, where I talk about

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF KEVEN WON THE LOTTERY

… read more »

14

REGARDING TODAY'S ELECTION - (DAY 2146)

31 • Day 2,146, 00:42 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I've finally gotten around to writing an article! Whoopeee!

So, we have four candidates up for election. Dr. Maximus Decimus Manhattanus (heh, anus), Addy Lawrence (who all the smart people in the nation of eCanada seem to despise for no good

… read more »