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careful what you ask for

0 • Day 1,667, 20:01 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A postman with a telegram knocks on an elderly ladies door, she opens the door and the postman says, "Telegram for you Madam." The elderly lady replies "Ohhhhhh, you know what, I have never had a singing telegram, can you sing it for me please Mr

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Warning about buying online;may be inappropriate to some

6 • Day 1,667, 19:59 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.

An unnamed friend spent $55 on a penis enlarger. They sent him a magnifying glass.

Instructions said "Do not use in sunlight".

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Never mess with a Ranger...

4 • Day 1,661, 20:16 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on.
As the

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The difference between Infantry, Cavalry and Artillery.

4 • Day 1,661, 05:47 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

HAPPINESS IS . . .
Infantry: A good rifle
Cavalry: A big tank
Artillery: A loud boom

UPON HEARING FIREWORKS
Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise
Cavalry: Not loud enough
Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?

OTHER TRADES

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i can second, this joke

0 • Day 1,660, 20:31 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer!
Now let's try it again!"
Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"



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