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dear john

0 • Day 1,688, 15:33 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find,

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worste job

0 • Day 1,688, 15:31 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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Florida is as hot as hell

0 • Day 1,688, 15:30 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to

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warning mature content

1 • Day 1,688, 15:25 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Two guys were hunting and got separated. Joe decided to take a dump, and after hanging his ass over a log, he soon fell a sleep.

Meanwhile, his buddy shot a deer. While dragging it back to his rig, he noticed his buddy asleep on the log. As a

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labels and why humans need them

2 • Day 1,688, 15:23 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No

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