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Today's Weather Report: Rain turns into drizzle

5 • Day 930, 15:24 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

I come to you with a new concept: the Shitstorm Height Indicator Threshold Level, or SHIT level.
This SHIT will be an indication of the amount and ferocity of meteorological events in the

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Today's Weather Report

13 • Day 929, 12:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

I come to you with a new concept: the Shitstorm Height Indicator Threshold Level, or SHIT level.
This SHIT will be an indication of the amount and ferocity of meteorological events in the

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Irish citizens getting ripped off by the Irish government?

27 • Day 922, 05:30 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Government bonds

As minister of finance of your dear neighbours, I was greatly surprised when I saw this article:

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/issue-of-irish-goverment-bonds-20-interest-after-30-days-1356862/1/20

It … read more »

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Poor Relic ;_;

4 • Day 901, 04:59 • Published in United Kingdom

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Contribute to the Poor relic song.

Sung to the melody of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-85eRZ588

Background information: Relic is a croatian drunk who was in the uk paratroopers.
I suggest you read his … read more »

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I have won

13 • Day 897, 12:31 • Published in United Kingdom

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The hearts of many. Unfortunately, this did not translate into electorial success.

For those who voted elbanaan: you have my thanks.
For those who voted Craig Rossiter: do try to keep up.
For those who voted Kumnaa: HAIL KUMNAA o/