Poor Relic ;_;
elbanaan
Sung to the melody of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-85eRZ588
Background information: Relic is a croatian drunk who was in the uk paratroopers.
I suggest you read his war log: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/relic-s-euk-post-174161/1
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Ooooooooooo poor relic
He's always so psychedelic
His presence is always angelic
He keeps young girls hidden in his attic
Ooooooooooo poor relic
He sometimes got very airsick
he was sometimes so very bathypelagic
he looks so good with that shiny pink lipstick
he's always moving super sonic
Ooooooooooo poor relic
His penis is actually fantastic
the only hair he has is pubic
he is always so shagadelic
he drank to much gin & tonic
Ooooooooooo poor relic
his time in the uk paratroopers was epic
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ooooooooooooooo poor relic
his penis is often compared with a toothstick
That was fun 😎
Why do you have a .gif of a bannana playing with himself?
It's funny because he's always drunk.