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And Thus All Juche's Excellent Reasoning Koalesced

26 Day 568, 14:00 Published in China China

Is a man not entitled to the hurf of his durf?

NO Says the man in the Presidency, it belongs to "China"!
NO Says pyroelectricity, it belongs in my horrible fanfiction!
NO Says Flem, it belongs in my attempts to remain relevant and get
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A Total Announcement of Juche's Enemy's Rightful Kollapse

12 Day 566, 14:45 Published in China China

Comrades, goons, followers of Glorious Leader, the time has come for the Goon Revolution. Snayke has done nothing for this nation, and grows fat and corrupt from his power, having been cut off from the goon collective and abandoning his brothers.

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A Total Answering of Juche's Enemies' Redundant Krap

25 Day 566, 02:53 Published in China China

I took the liberty of answering Flem's (Picture attached) questions regarding the West Korean Liberation Movement. They are as follows:

1.Who is the "Leader" of your movement. Please cite an actual citizen and not a diety/god/anything else that

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A Total Annotation of Juche's Excellent Reporting on Kchina

21 Day 564, 00:23 Published in China China

Normally, I would be ecstatic at the victory of my comrade and fellow Juchebox member Snayke, responsible for spearheading our path to establishing a Goon homeland. Anti-goon opposition has been virtually eliminated, and now the time has come to

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A Total Annotation of Juche's Excellent Reporting on Korea

26 Day 514, 01:18 Published in China China

And now, A Total Annotation of Juche's Excellent Reporting on Korea:

By Glorious Leader's Faithful Devotees Joseph Stalinator and Von Humboldt

Greetings comrades, fellow Juche followers, turks, Goats, and other assorted Heathens, to the first

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