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A Total Announcement of Juche's Enemy's Rightful Kollapse

Day 566, 14:45 • Published in China China

• by Joseph Stalinator

Comrades, goons, followers of Glorious Leader, the time has come for the Goon Revolution. Snayke has done nothing for this nation, and grows fat and corrupt from his power, having been cut off from the goon collective and abandoning his brothers. No longer will this be so; proceedings have begun to impeach Snayke. He has done nothing for the nation, and will shortly be removed.

All Hail Glorious Leader!

http://www.erepublik.com/en/China/law/7762

Comments

Bohao Day 566, 15:28

Have you ever considered who would be taking his place?

I urge any congressman who has not voted yet to reconsider placing an Iranian in power.

Unless, of course, you were bribed. Then we (and by we, I mean the general public) will hurl words of outrage at you until you flee to Iran.

But there shouldn't be any problem, right? Because nobody in China would fall to bribery... (I'm completely not being sarcastic here.)

Wojtowicz Chinese Investments Day 566, 15:59

"We would pursue the same plans as Snayke and the Juchebox party, he has done an excellent job economically and we would do little to reverse this, save discriminatorily high wages to goons and better job opportunities for goons."

"Snayke has done nothing for this nation, and grows fat and corrupt from his power, having been cut off from the goon collective and abandoning his brothers."

Andrzejjezrdna Day 566, 16:14

Snayke has done everything for this country, it is greed which blinds the so-called "West Koreans", who are truly the same capitalist pig dogs they speak out against.

SoSoSoviet Day 566, 16:15

DOWN WITH TURKISH SNAYKE

Wojtowicz Chinese Investments Day 566, 16:18

hey, look at that. another rebel who is my bread slave

Torgo Day 566, 16:55

When you sleep with pig-dogs, you wake up as their servant.
We had trusted you as our of our brightest stars, and we still love you as a brother while we sentence you to death for your treason.

Gorgo Primus Day 566, 17:06

Hang Torgo and let the Turks feast on his remains!

Down with the half-Iranian Snayke!

DarthXile Day 566, 17:15

Hang Gorgo and let the Turks feast on his remains

(I edited Primus's incorrectly spelled statement.)

And I see in the end the extremist goons are nothing more than traitors of China.

Ratio Day 566, 18:06

Snayke's probably not going to get impeached, seeing how there's much more people for him than against. Also, if you were to impeach him, then we would have no president, seeing how the other candidate is in Iran now.

Bohao Day 566, 18:08

if Snayke is about to get impeached, and the other candidate notices, how long would it take for him to buy a moving ticket and go to Beijing?

Or am I getting eRepublik policies wrong again?

pyroelectricity Day 567, 00:07

Fail to the inglorious enemies of the Glorious Leader's Glorious Representative on this Glorious Planet Snayke.

Kim Jong Rad Day 567, 13:11

Pyro, continue to twist the Glorious Leader's name to suit your wicked purposes and you will be among the last to feel his cleansing fire. Just so you can see the rest of your cronies writhe in righteous agony.

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