There was a guy who had gotten a parrot in a gift, the only problem was that it
swore alot. the guy tried a long time to teach it manners, but finally he put it in the freezer to get a break. the parrot started to swear even more, but suddenly shut
A farmer came in jail, and his wife had to take care of the farm.
She didn't know much about it, so she sent a letter to her husband.
She asked when was the best time to plant the potatoes.
Knowing that the jail officers read all the letters, he
One day, a farmer's son had to move some chickens. The crate opened by accident, and all the chickens escaped. Not wanting to disappoint his dad, he went around gathering up chickens.
When he came home, he told his dad what had happened, and that