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[MoHA] Calling All Citizens of the UK:You must Evacuate to London.

40 • Day 808, 03:12 • Published in United Kingdom

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This is a brief message to all citizens in occupied, under attack or peaceful regions that are not London.

Move Now

I can not … read more »

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[MoHA] Americans in Wales. Poor Misguided Fools.

23 • Day 805, 05:45 • Published in United Kingdom

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I stand by the headline of this article. After months of fist waving and much waving of private parts in our general direction (my mother was not a hamster), them pesky … read more »

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[MoHA] I has all da cool links bra

4 • Day 803, 02:17 • Published in United Kingdom

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Well hello there and a very pleasant day 803 to you, the lovely British public. Today I thought I'd take a moment to point you towards all the important papers that you … read more »

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[MoHA] Fortress London

37 • Day 799, 05:59 • Published in United Kingdom

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Afternoon all, it's been a wee while but we're still here. To business...

Over the last few weeks we've come under a severe battering from all sides. There's been … read more »

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[MoHA] Poles Down South Call The Doctor

24 • Day 787, 10:16 • Published in United Kingdom

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The Polish are here

The … read more »

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[MoHA] Calling All Citizens of the UK:You must Evacuate to London.

[MoHA] Americans in Wales. Poor Misguided Fools.

[MoHA] I has all da cool links bra

[MoHA] Fortress London

[MoHA] Poles Down South Call The Doctor