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naboom (noun) ~ small tree of dry open parts of southern Africa having erect angled branches suggesting candelabra

Verinwendiging van Boorgatsous!

9 17 hours ago Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Grapgatdag (Eerstes se uitgawes)

Herrie: "Martjie Lou."

Uli: "Hoe oud is jy?"
Leon: "So oud soos my hande, maar nie read more »

Say Hello To My Little Friend!!

8 Day 2,469, 14:36 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Johannesburg, eGauteng

The desperate battle to rid the world of Q3 eVacuums that are a bit more powerful than average, is almost won, according to sources in the eSA … read more »

How To Drink Before Noon (Redux)

10 Day 2,440, 05:09 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



The Official Sloshed primer

One of my favourite things about drinking in the morning is just how purposeful it has to be. At night, you can simply have a drink without … read more »

About pavements, and seeing Homeless Cartographers gesticulating wildly

16 Day 2,427, 11:52 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Republished for sanity's sake

It’s a lecture about pavements. Could I have even dreamed up an event that sounded more mind-numbing?

On this cold and dry July night, … read more »

EAT MOR CHIKIN *burp*

15 Day 2,269, 21:26 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Turkey

Early explorers in the Americas saw flocks of turkeys singing in the magnolia forests, for the turkey is native to [the Americas]. Indeed, it was … read more »