Die Ware Naboom

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naboom (noun) ~ small tree of dry open parts of southern Africa having erect angled branches suggesting candelabra

The Secret Lives of Goats (redux)

7 • Day 2,158, 03:47 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

There's a brand new fitness program at the eSouthAfrica Petting Zoo - a program that sort of just took off on its own without any goals or leadership from the elected officials. … read more »

Raiding History, tracking Ratels, and Holism

14 • Day 2,101, 15:03 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

A parody, but, please make it seem like you're taking it seriously

Pretoria, South Africa - The eSANDF (eSouth African National Defence Force) organisation on … read more »

Caffeinate Me (for sanity's sake)

7 • Day 2,078, 12:28 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Republished for sanity's sake

After a long day of clicking twenty five times, just when you thought you could kick back and relax at home, or at your favourite watering hole, here arrives cleverly packaged orange energy bars, and they are … read more »

eBama: eSouth Africa requires faire poles

7 • Day 2,050, 04:23 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

A parody, not to be taken seriously

Polokwane, South Africa - How did they build the pyramids? Nobody is quite sure. But if you took the time to watch an … read more »

Snacking, Recycling and Number Two

8 • Day 1,972, 19:56 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Republished for sanity's sake

CITIZEN ALERT: do not mix your food container lids. A Q2 container lid is NOT the same as a Q5 container lid, even if they look … read more »