Desert Rat - newspaper of Bolliver Sockwash

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Reflection

12 • Day 1,342, 10:49 • Published in Malaysia

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As I do what I can to defend Sarawak I look back at the last couple of months. I got involved in politics and took a cabinet position under Lenin1990 and yes... I voted to go to war. Do I regret voting for war.... Nope not one bit. I have spent more

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Why We Attacked

14 • Day 1,340, 14:37 • Published in Malaysia

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Warfare analysis

Why did we attack?

I am so tired of this question.

When Lenin1990 ran for president one of his goals was to control one new region.

Well duhhh.

How do you think he will get one new region? I don't know any countries that are just handing

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Congress Election

1 • Day 1,339, 15:46 • Published in Malaysia

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Political debates and analysis

I am running for congress but only to fill a seat. If I win I am keeping my 5 gold in repayment for the 70 or so I spent in the war. I don't want to have a cabinet position but if asked I will do my best... I am MoSA this month and can't even access

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Make me laugh for food with 5 words or less

20 • Day 1,329, 15:14 • Published in Malaysia

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Social interactions and entertainment

A fun contest.
Answer the following question with 5 words or less.

What would you say if you woke up next to me in a police car?

Rules
1. Malaysian citizenship.
2. You can only use 5 words or less.
3. Try to be funny.
4. Comment as much