Make me laugh for food with 5 words or less

Day 1,329, 15:14 • Published in Malaysia Malaysia • by Bolliver Sockwash

A fun contest.
Answer the following question with 5 words or less.

What would you say if you woke up next to me in a police car?

Rules
1. Malaysian citizenship.
2. You can only use 5 words or less.
3. Try to be funny.
4. Comment as much as you like but you only get 1 reward.

Reward
5 Q1 food unless your level 20 or less then it's double.

That's it... now make me laugh!!