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[MoFA] The Crossed MPP Problem

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This is the official government response to the inquiry
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[MoF] RIP Boaty

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Ministry of Funerals
(It's in Appleby's budget somewhere)



"I’m not going to waste everyone’s time with a vainglorious essay … read more »

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[MoFA] Ambassadorial Report On Spain

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Spain is a country available in game.

This report is mainly based on my dealings so far with the Spanish CP, a certain Z-something-11.
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Starring GrEnDeLi

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A hush descends over the West End theatre. The build-up to opening night has been a mix of anticipation, trepidation and, of course, furious masturbation. For tonight, a groundbreaking … read more »

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A New Military Unit Recruiting

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Entry Requirements:

- Interest in humourous trolling/mild griefing/mad banter
- Preferably uninterested in fighting for the eUK, any other eCountry, or women's rights
- Must be open-minded on the topic of … read more »