[MoF] RIP Boaty
Day 3,160, 19:40
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"I’m not going to waste everyone’s time with a vainglorious essay on my elife and ‘my personal struggle’ or any other kind of wet-wipe nonsense." - Boaty McBoatface, staunch anti-wetwipe user. Quoted from his seminal work, "I'm done." (Day 3,15
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Didn't even give away all his stuff to anyone who commented on his last article... smh fam have some respect for tradition
Here is a list of stuff I remember boaty for, may or may not be accurately recalled
-lives in Somerset x1
-lost virginity before 20 x1
-is "normal, not fag" x1
-name changes x5 (iadastros, adastros, addaway, waynekerr, etc)
-sexual tension in Congress pm arguments x10
-found funny things in his lightshot x1
-Photoshop ability x "not as good as my ms paint skills but then again nothing can match my ms paint skills"
-nifty scum x1
-only man who could cause a national scandal by someone getting a screenshot of him fighting against the eUK x1
-"legit would vote Astrid as CP" x1
-Popovic be on his D 24/7 x1
-allegedly white middle class male according to cheetahcurtis
-top gun gifs x many
-effective cp-ing x many
-speakering of the house x many
-govt shizzling x many
-calling himself a ukrp beer pong champion
-betrayed by waynekerr x1
-national tank fund x1
-national mu x1
-showed twoclicking commitment when he logged in from the Amazon jungle or something
-tired of shitposts x1
-provider of PM-destroying image link (available for free in my profile description)
-what else what else what else
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-compulsive legisturbator
-active eUK citizen
-previously worked as an intern on a Somali pirate ship
-offered NigelFarage his London flat to stay in, but demanded "mandatory rape"
-what is love x1
-asked me to make a eUK national anthem x1
-on one of Neil's ginger fetish articles
Boaty: Reported for pornography
Neil Lewis: go boil your head
Boaty: Reported for insults
-set up Aaron Mark Daniels on a tragically ill-fated menage a trois
-made Madelina wet her pants as a result of ptsd
-made Rathena wet her pants as a result of sexy Congress "motions"
-I'm sure I'm forgetting something
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i want a fun-eral
A wonderful citation!
I had forgotten about the Wayne Kerr epidsode.....
Losing Boaty really hurts - he has been a big part of the eUK Community for a considerable time and has contributed a huge amount.
Je will be greatly missed!
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am tempted to quit just for my own Astrid funeral
Just realized Boaty, Wayne, Adastros, Addaway were the same person only recently. *facepalms* x2
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I'm not the same person as wayne lmao
RIP Boaty
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10/10 - Mentioned my name
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riperoo my dud
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-name changes x5 (iadastros, adastros, addaway, waynekerr, etc)
Wut
He forgot "Adastros." He added to "." to the end of his name on his new account and "Addaway"
And I think he was trolling when he changed his name to waynekerr
Ah Ok, so this guy isn't actually Wayne.
[removed]
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In respect of a compulsive legisturbator
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**Windows Pop-up: Sticky Keys**
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Though he is gone, he will live on forever in meta which people will complain about.
F-k.
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but he'll be back
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-set up Aaron Mark Daniels on a tragically ill-fated menage a trois
It was menage a quatre, TYVM
Logged in just to read this article
Worth it
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So much legisturbating.
His love of Popovic was worrying though. If you manage to stay away Ads I applaud you, so many have failed. Even though I'm no longer my super active self, I still get urges to log on. Urrrrrrrggesss, y'know?