Conventional Wisdom - newspaper of GoalieBCSC

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[VP]INCI policy, NoB.

12 • Day 1,179, 18:51 • Published in USA USA

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Tonight I am going to discuss the eUS’s policy on a few issues.

First, inci. They have been asked to be treated like normal Americans, so we will.

They have expressed interest on forming a militia. We have spoken

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[VP]Mourning the loss, while looking towards the near future.

35 • Day 1,177, 23:32 • Published in USA USA

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As many of you have already heard here our President’s mother recently died. I’m here to tell you that everything will be alright. The cabinet and I will

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Thanks for all the pie!

30 • Day 1,170, 16:49 • Published in USA USA

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SEMI-GENERIC RESIGNATION LETTER

Please choose one option for each section. You have 20 minutes to complete the exam.

Dear
[] friends
[] Romans
[] countrymen
[] my stupid boss who makes me empty the fat fryer every night

It is with
[] a

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My Congressional Platform.

3 • Day 700, 13:52 • Published in USA USA

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First, I will start with my experiences with erepublik, so you can have a understanding of where I come from.

I was born on day 560, remembering on my very first day thinking "this is it?" when all I could do was find a job, put up an avatar