Thanks for all the pie!
GoalieBCSC
SEMI-GENERIC RESIGNATION LETTER
Please choose one option for each section. You have 20 minutes to complete the exam.
Dear
[] friends
[] Romans
[] countrymen
[] my stupid boss who makes me empty the fat fryer every night
It is with
[] a heavy heart
[] great satisfaction
[] childlike wonder and delight
[] drunken tomfoolery
that I am announcing that, effective immediately,
[] all further communications should refer to me as “The Ice Cream Man”
[] I am stepping down as Commanding Officer of the eUS Mobile Infantry and resigning my eUS Military commission.
[] I am tired of waiting for you to ask me, so instead I will ask you, my favorite potted petunia, “Will you marry me?”
My experience in the MI has been
[] the worst experience of my electronic life.
[] a great ride with some very capable and competent people, some of whom have also become my good friends.
[] like a three-day coke-and-ecstasy bender where you wake up in the morning not only missing your pants and wallet, but also wearing half a pair of handcuffs and lying next to a half-dressed orangutan wearing a frilly pink tutu.
It has also been
[] an honor and a privilege
[] a neverending chore
[] more clicks than I ever imagined were needed
to serve the eUnited States of America as a member of its military for the past year and a half.
To my fellow members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff,
[] I very much enjoyed working with you all and I look forward to perhaps renewing our partnership in the future, albeit in a different capacity.
[] one day you will look back on this moment and realize the genius that I, GoalieBCSC, represented and you will regret ever crossing me!!!
[] don’t eat the yellow snow.
[] see ya, suckas!!!
And to my compatriots in the MI,
[] beware of that sideswipe guy – you know how crafty and devious those Canadians can be.
[] it was my pleasure to both serve with you and serve as your CO for all these months. I appreciate all of the hard work you all did in keeping the branch running smoothly as an important part of the eUS military corps.
[] please don’t urinate on my resignation papers when I am gone!
[] continue to abuse n4n0 whenever possible.
With my new-found free time, I plan to
[] play a lot of golf.
[] get up off this chair in my grandmother’s basement and walk around a bit so I can shed some of these 400 pounds.
[] run for eUS Congress again because I miss all the fun and excitement of political wrangling.
[] stop playing this game and do something useful with my life.
Soldier on, MI!
GoalieBCSC
Comments
You will be misse😛O
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YES I WILL MARRY YOU
Wait, Whut? I think I chose the wrong one :<
Subbed :3:3
Do
[] run for eUS Congress again because I miss all the fun and excitement of political wrangling.
Do not
[] stop playing this game and do something useful with my life.
GoalieBCSC will be missed by all MI..Voted last time for all the love of PIE !!!
Love it.
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Your going to be missed.
gl hf ddtm
WHAT THE EFF? I DID NOT WANT THIS SPRUNG ON ME. I guess I'll just have to cry myself to sleep tonight :'(
Srsly, You will be missed. You were a great leader.
We will always abuse n4n0. But only because you said so.
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You will be missed in all of the eUS. We will continue to abuse n4n0, and we all know you won't stop playing the game 😛
Dear
[]Pie Meister
[]Ice Cream Man
[]Boss
[]Great Leader
You will be
[]Harassed in IRC by a half-dressed orangutan wearing a frilly pink tutu
[]Given a Farewell Pie Party
[]Made to watch helplessly as Sideswipe urinates on your resignation papers
[]Missed very sorely by the rest of us
GL
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We wish you well, fearless leader.
"With my new-found free time, I plan to
[] play a lot of golf.
[] get up off this chair in my grandmother’s basement and walk around a bit so I can shed some of these 400 pounds.
[] run for eUS Congress again because I miss all the fun and excitement of political wrangling.
[] stop playing this game and do something useful with my life."
You forgot []chase after jerseygirldani until she gives in and agrees to be mine.
Oh, and I already said this elsewhere, but I'm still mad at you.
❤
Why am I a target? I don't even know what I'm doing dohhhhhhh
Typed a really long, heart wrenching article on my iPad n then accidentally hit undo... Screw retyping it lol you know we all love you n you will be greatly missed.
O7
who the heck is goalie??? JK, nice way with the resignation letter thingy goalie!
oh yea, and
07 goalie!
I choose "All of the above." 07 sir.
Welcome to politics.
Welcome to politics.
All of the above!
Godspeed Ice Cream Man.