Call of the Blue Moose - newspaper of In Tyler We Trust

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[CPF] Where are our Bros? Is the Brolliance in danger of falling apart?

37 • Day 1,130, 23:39 • Published in Canada Canada

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Right now, I'm not sure what the civilian and US armed forces battle orders are. I don't know where their armed forces are fighting, openly, or in stealth. I don't know what their battle priorities are.

But I do know where they are not:

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[CPF] The CPF Congress Team - [Day 1,130]

13 • Day 1,130, 14:58 • Published in Canada Canada

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This month the Blue Moose of the Canadian Progressive Front will once again charge into congress!

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[CPF] The Repatriation Effort - [Day 1,128]

4 • Day 1,128, 12:31 • Published in Canada Canada

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The Canadian Progressive Front's recent repatriation of our French held provinces is going well. We have relocated numerous Canadians caught in New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince … read more »

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[CPF] Party Presidential Address - Day 1122

9 • Day 1,122, 12:12 • Published in Canada Canada

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Well, that was anticlimactic.

Yesterday’s elections for the Canadian Progressive Front saw almost unanimous support for me, our Party’s only official candidate - which is both … read more »

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[CPF] Awesomesauce [Day 1099]

15 • Day 1,099, 16:01 • Published in Canada Canada

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Oh look It's the big blue Moosey charging into congress with an impressive selection of superheroes.

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