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[ESO] Oh, look what you've done...

25 • Day 1,975, 12:54 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



EDIT: If you want to be part of arguably the sexiest party in the eWorld and want to receive interesting, exciting updates like this on a weekly basis, then join ESO … read more »

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[ESO] [PP] A Bad News Article...

2 • Day 1,972, 07:40 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Dear Labels and Gentleshoes,

It is with a heavy heart and a snuffling nose that I announce that I, Ando Calrissian, will be running for ESO Party President in today's … read more »

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Don't Cry for me, Argentina - 'cause I ain't fussed.

24 • Day 1,961, 11:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Dear Vanquished Allies and New Argentinian Overlords,

The past 24hrs have been extremely interesting, and that is a word that I rarely use in conjunction with eRepublik. Despite valiant resistance, the Argentinian airstrike was successful and,

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On giving me all your shizzle [A Thank You Letter].

8 • Day 1,943, 10:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Ladles and gentlebubs,

I am a proud man but, it has to be admitted, I am also a poor man. A very poor man. Do not be fooled by the fact that I spend my time rolling around some of the world's most exotic locations in a tank, for many are … read more »

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Me and my votes and my boats and my goats.

4 • Day 1,938, 15:17 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Good Evening, girls and boys and boys and girls,

Those of you with one ear to the ground and a keen eye on important domestic affairs may have noticed that I finally won my first seat in Congress at the last election. If you didn’t notice this

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