Bearish Times - newspaper of Modelcon

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The Chinese Endorsement: Why Akki Would Make the Best President

17 • Day 442, 17:10 • Published in Japan Japan

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If you look at how the other candidates talk about akki, you can always see that they treat akki with respect, and emphasize how good of a job he's done. The other candidates are always saying that akki has done a fine job in office, and that akki

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Japan's First Presidential Debate!

10 • Day 438, 19:14 • Published in Japan Japan

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Due to the enthusiastic response of eJapanese citizens, I am proposing our first eJapanese debate!

The voters need to really understand the issues, newspaper articles do not truly reflect the urgency of situations. When contenders have 5 days to

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The Global Baby Boom

27 • Day 438, 15:01 • Published in Japan Japan

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If you read the foreign news as much as I do, you'll find that there's suddenly a giant increase of articles instructing new players on how to succeed in their respective countries. Curious, I checked out the country pages of several countries,

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An Examination of our Current Problems

8 • Day 435, 14:57 • Published in Japan Japan

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This will be a two part article:

1) I feel that it's time to give myself a formal introduction to eJapanese. For those of you who don't know me, I used to be the Vice President of China, before it was overrun by Iranians. Following the invasion,

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A Perilous Time Indeed

6 • Day 432, 12:50 • Published in Japan Japan

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My Fellow eJapanese,

This is a great time of upheaval, and with it, we need to be more attentive and open. I shall list the various incidents basically chronologically:

1) The Gold Crisis: A couple of people (supposedly Spaniards and Romanians)