YOU KNOW ME AS BOGDAN

Day 1,427, 23:32 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando

Hello comrades! Fructekommandante here to give you some updates. First of all, I will no longer be making weekly articles (big surprise there, since this is a few weeks late!). Yes I know you're sad, but deal with it.


secondly, and this one is the big one, I am the new PP of team nippon; the biggest party of eJapan! I know what you are thinking, Der kaiser this is unlike you to keep a party intact and actually grow membership since being PP! Well you're right but this is different, and here is why. You see a few months ago I came to eJapan with a dream, and that dream was the Romanian state of Japan. This dream was shared with me by my elite group of Romanian PTOers and my dog which the ULJ PP, Eckastealerofcows, ate (pig-disgusting). Our dream soon became a reality as we began to grow tons of power, taking control of immigration, the military, and the top party of eJapan. Citizens fear us, for they do not know how much we can help. Our sister unit in Korea was the most successful so far, growing over 3 trees in their local park. That's 3 more than they used to have! We offer you, the citizens of eJapan 4 trees, that's a grand total of 8 trees grown my Romanians in Asia(because they grew one in Singapore too)! So vote Romanian for president!

While I'm talking about PTO groups, Let's talk about the Koreans stealing our life's work (our being my Romanian brothers). Recently eCanada gave all credit to SK, well Canada, you're wrong. You see those PTOers are pure Romanian and deserve their fair credit! You might have questions as to why we Romanian PTOers are trying to takeover Canada, well It's simple really.


these are the colonies of romania

this is the objective, a rocket to the fly to the moon in the name of glorious romania! we shall colonize the moon!


We are Bogdan, We are Legion, We do not refund, We do not give store credit, Expect us.

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disclaimer: I am not really FSR or romanian, that would be terrible.