XL: Extra Large

Day 1,112, 13:58 Published in USA USA by Little Old Halfling

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Ladies and gentlemen, these are dangerous times. The Libertarian Threat is running amok, chaos is ensuing, and the purity of our nation is being called into question, even at the highest levels.

This is no time for softies.

Now, the UIP has always sought to uphold the glory of our country, the greater purity of each independent among us. Now is a time for action. And so after many hours of discussion and many heated exchanges and many rounds of drinks and many hoo-



Well, let's just not get into that.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great pride and pleasure that I announce the creation of the Independence Initiative! With blessings from our beloved High Chancellor Josh Frost, the UIP will lead the way with this new doctrine.



Our way of life is under attack by this rebel scum. We will bring freedom to our country, at whatever the cost.


Rally stadium prior to the announcement.

Tomorrow is waiting my friends, where we shall rally and march to conquer the vile counter-revolutionaries.

Party though Unity,
Unity through Party.

Stand strong, my comrades, and with the Independence Initiative, we will have our freedom!



JOIN THE FIGHT TODAY


Stay frosty, comrades.