Why you should join Norsefire!
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by HrBjorn
”I tried all the other parties, and all I got was a lousy T-shirt!”
Then you should try Norsefire. We don’t even wear lousy T-shirts. Lousy T-shirts are not for people worthy of the mighty white snow of Homonavia. We will make you say “I tried Norsefire, and I got this awesome T-shirt! Plus I have grown several inches!”
You will be completely welcomed in our fantastic group. You ever seen that movie “V For Vendetta”? They took the Norsefire from us. True story!
”But, HrBjorn, how am I going to get payed with this economy?”
Great question. We here at Norsefire will adopt you as our slaves. As the economy is right now, employers are not willing to hire employees, they want to fire them. We don’t want that. We want to give you work for a minimum wage. It’s a win-win, you get a job, and we get products made.
We would also like to see a Ministry of Industry, it should be a department under an already made ministry. But it rhymes. And that rocks. This ministry would tell you what to buy and not buy, so you won’t have to worry about it, and maybe perform economical experiments on you. Which you also might get paid for. Double pay check, now, aren’t we nice here in Norsefire or what?!
Now, we would also like to see a back-door on taxes for grain producers. But that’s something boring, which we will worry about for you.
”Do Norsefire use dirty tricks when they fight against their enemies?”
No. We always plays by the rules, wielding awesome axes, riding on our flying horses(Not Pegasus’. We’re not greeks.) Unless it’s against eThais. They deserve it.
Basically, as long as it is enemies of EDEN, we will fight it. The military is however really weird: Are you a n00b you get less money than pro players. They could afford waging war by themselves. And someone is being really bad at math, buying expensive stuff. Norsefire will change that. And we would pay you in goods, not money.
”Politics sounds kind of boring”
We know that. That’s why HrBjorn will do it all for you. You won’t need to think about it, only think about how to enhance your fun. All you need to do is repeat a simple mantra sometimes, and you will be all fine!
”Can I really be a part of all this?”
Yes you can. And you should. Because we write in English. You probably don’t, like 99,999 %, read Swedish. You are way better able to read and write English. That’s why we use English, so you can actually read it.
You really should join us. You should. We would not only give you a signing up-fee when you join the forums on erepublik.se, we would also put you into a wolf-pack with 3-4 other new players and some dude with experience. That gives you four players to explore this game with, and one dude you can ask all kinds of questions to.
You should also join the religion of Danishism. It’s pretty awesome. And A. Holst, the Prophet, gets lonely sometimes. If enough people join it, it could become official too.
So really, what are you waiting for? Norsefire got HrBjorn, Danishism, we speak both English and bSwedish[/b](Because we got Swedes on this too. Wow!), we also got a timeshare-monarchy, we throw awesome IRL meet-ups in Copenhagen(Next 5th of February). We’ll try to learn you about the game and stick around with us. All you need to do is join and vote Norsefire for all this.
Strength through Unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!
Was this article not serious enough?! Then look here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/norsefire-official-congress-election-manifesto-1639686/1/20
Then you should try Norsefire. We don’t even wear lousy T-shirts. Lousy T-shirts are not for people worthy of the mighty white snow of Homonavia. We will make you say “I tried Norsefire, and I got this awesome T-shirt! Plus I have grown several inches!”
You will be completely welcomed in our fantastic group. You ever seen that movie “V For Vendetta”? They took the Norsefire from us. True story!
”But, HrBjorn, how am I going to get payed with this economy?”
Great question. We here at Norsefire will adopt you as our slaves. As the economy is right now, employers are not willing to hire employees, they want to fire them. We don’t want that. We want to give you work for a minimum wage. It’s a win-win, you get a job, and we get products made.
We would also like to see a Ministry of Industry, it should be a department under an already made ministry. But it rhymes. And that rocks. This ministry would tell you what to buy and not buy, so you won’t have to worry about it, and maybe perform economical experiments on you. Which you also might get paid for. Double pay check, now, aren’t we nice here in Norsefire or what?!
Now, we would also like to see a back-door on taxes for grain producers. But that’s something boring, which we will worry about for you.
”Do Norsefire use dirty tricks when they fight against their enemies?”
No. We always plays by the rules, wielding awesome axes, riding on our flying horses(Not Pegasus’. We’re not greeks.) Unless it’s against eThais. They deserve it.
Basically, as long as it is enemies of EDEN, we will fight it. The military is however really weird: Are you a n00b you get less money than pro players. They could afford waging war by themselves. And someone is being really bad at math, buying expensive stuff. Norsefire will change that. And we would pay you in goods, not money.
”Politics sounds kind of boring”
We know that. That’s why HrBjorn will do it all for you. You won’t need to think about it, only think about how to enhance your fun. All you need to do is repeat a simple mantra sometimes, and you will be all fine!
”Can I really be a part of all this?”
Yes you can. And you should. Because we write in English. You probably don’t, like 99,999 %, read Swedish. You are way better able to read and write English. That’s why we use English, so you can actually read it.
You really should join us. You should. We would not only give you a signing up-fee when you join the forums on erepublik.se, we would also put you into a wolf-pack with 3-4 other new players and some dude with experience. That gives you four players to explore this game with, and one dude you can ask all kinds of questions to.
You should also join the religion of Danishism. It’s pretty awesome. And A. Holst, the Prophet, gets lonely sometimes. If enough people join it, it could become official too.
So really, what are you waiting for? Norsefire got HrBjorn, Danishism, we speak both English and bSwedish[/b](Because we got Swedes on this too. Wow!), we also got a timeshare-monarchy, we throw awesome IRL meet-ups in Copenhagen(Next 5th of February). We’ll try to learn you about the game and stick around with us. All you need to do is join and vote Norsefire for all this.
Strength through Unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!
Was this article not serious enough?! Then look here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/norsefire-official-congress-election-manifesto-1639686/1/20
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Strength through unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!
Strength through Unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!
Awesome article \o
I < 3 Norsefire
Strength through Unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!
Strength through Unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!
I will hire all slaves and give good wages, so you can buy your snow given right to a prosperous life in eHomonavia!
There's only one problem judgen: you're not in Norsefire. Why is that?
Lol I fully thought this was about eCanada for a good 2 minutes. 😛
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Strength through unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!
I think the way the military works is good. It gives incentive for low level players to stay in the game and it's more cost efficient. In the long run, it means low level players become stronger faster and that makes the army stronger as a whole.
Strength through Unity!
Unity through HrBjorn!