WHPR [Day 1,006] - Rainbows and the Future
James S. Brady Press Room
Honestly. I’m not writing another “We rock so hard. Victory. lol” article. I don’t understand. Is there another type of White House Press Release? Oh well, apparently I have to do one anyway.
Russian Invasion
We have stalled our invasion temporarily. Our territories are currently safe as they are being attacked for region swapping purposes, meaning Russia cannot attack them. We are currently analyzing our strategy (by “we” I mean those who are smarter and better at this then me) and determining our next move. It also gives our treasuries a bit of a chance to re-coup. We are making much more money then Phoenix right now. They’ve lost the heart of their richest country. This means that every day we are making more money then them. I’m not saying that we should just sit back and amass money for the next year, I’m just saying that a day off can help us more then it helps Phoenix.
I’m sure you’ll see what happens next when it shows up on the battle events, whatever it is.
Our Allies and Region Divisions
In an effort to add pink to the wonderful rainbow that is now formerly eastern Russia, we’ve given Western Siberia to Poland. This gives them the all important high Iron, as well as high Stone and high Oil.
For our gold-medal friends China (See what I did there? Gold because of their color on the map. Gold medal because of the Olympics. Gawd, I need to stop being so funny. I make other people look bad.) We’re giving Eastern Siberia. This gives them high Titanium, Oil, and Stone. This leaves China with a high region of every resource. This is incredible, however China deserves it. The amount of damage they shelled out shows what bros they are and how much they’ve earned the region.
However, I hear some of you crying because we are giving away all the regions we fought so hard to get. Shut up. They helped us a ton, spent money, and got up at who knows what time to fight for us. Also, we get to keep Far Western Alaska. That’s pretty cool. It’s got high Titanium, plus other stuff we already have. So mainly, we now have Titanium. That’s awesome.
Also, the regions we have are all incredibly secure. Russia activated MPPs against Poland and China. This provides a comfortable shield for FWA. I’d like to again, say thank you to all of our allies for the support they showed us.
Links, oh my:
• The President’s Newspaper – He hasn’t had an article in a while. Pushing buttons takes time and effort apparently. He should have something out soon though.
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – Level 27 is easy. Level 23 is where the cool kids are at.
• The Pony Express – Will be used. At some point. I so sorry.
• Department of Defense Orders – The JCS is so-so at their job. But, I guess you should do what they tell you.
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
Comments
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F#CK YEAR DIO BRANDO
It's like a comedic show...
Love the strategy guys. You all make us proud.
I'm so proud
This rainbow is made by the river Russians cried
Poland can into high iron \o/
high resource region is nothing without enough citizens
O7, our bros~
To all those who fought in WSR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFWAIFzoZ4&feature=search
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Nice
PS:ePoland shold care about eHungry~ they may accross Russia and attack wsr
Subbed to Lorem Ipsum, great recommendation.
Brilliant! Simply brilliant! It only makes sense-- we only won those battles with the help of our allies, it's only right that they get some of the goodies, and we can only keep our conquests with the help of our allies. I've never been more pleased with the leadership of the US/Brolliance/EDEN.
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@Finale Clanna😛 Is not that easy, in order to reach WSR Hungary must declare war on Ukraine and Russia, than attack them and it means losing all of their MPPs.
FANTASTIC
Great writing, Kentel. I like your style.
good job done
Sweetness 🙂
I bet Ivan really regrets launching the Polish MMPs now.
Those White house articles are getting better every day 😃
Why did we give ESR to China while they already have Iron and we don't?
ESR hasn't got iron?
@Sossu: There is no iron in ESR, just WSR and Urals.
@USA: Russia can wipe its MPPs attacking Ukraine & then Hungary, then be wiped by Hungary, then Hungary attacks and beats off Poland, then Russia attacks and beats off China and you as it has no MPPs active against it, and can attack whenever it wants. Hungary is left renting Urals &/or North Caucasus from Russia and Ukraine gets Podolia back.
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I would have liked some stone too 😕
Yeah, apparently I don't remember the locations of Iron by heart yet. 😛