WHPR [Day 1,004] - Gratitude, Western Siberia, and Media

Day 1,004, 20:17 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
Department of Defense. Or Media.

At this point, I’m not even sure anymore. That is a fantastic thing. The war isn’t over. We are pushing hard. We need Krems in the Kremslin. Right now, we are working hard to keep up our series of victories.

There has been an awesome level of coordination and the like between everyone. It has been something great to see. It has been great to see the different branches of our government, the different branches of our militaries, and the different countries that we work with functioning so well. It’s pretty freaking fantastic.

The fact that I have to do so much war reporting is a great thing. It’s much better that I’m talking about West Alaska then me talking about the peg or other things I don’t really understand but pretend to. This is the most fun I’ve had in eRepublik in a long time.

WESTERN SIBERA. OH MY GAWD.

WSR is the most valuable region in eRepublik. It has high iron, oil, and stone. It’s basically the heart of the Phoenix economy. We need to capture it at all costs. This is even bigger then the battle for West Alaska.

To fight, go here
Follow these as they are updated.

Remember, fight in Western Siberia and not in Far Eastern Russia (the admins still have not updatd the name) for China. We can’t afford to waste damage.

Gratitude

In an effort to show we really do like you guys, I made my sick, busy and otherwise tired reporter write a bit thanking our friends. Here are the words straight from his pen (with my glorious edits).


謝謝
Gracias
Thanks, eh
Hvala vam
Dziękuję
Mulţumesc
ありがとう

Secretary's Note: Apologies for any screwed up translations. We are stupid, ignorant Americans after all.

All these words seem so different. For instance, some don't even use Arabic letters, but behind each word is a culture. Furthermore, when all these words are translated, they all mean the same thing, "thank you". The world is not a good place. People fight, cultures collide, and ideas struggle for existance. Yet, yesterday, something happened that was a work of beauty. As many of you know, the United States opened an invasion on Russian soil over a region with high titanium, the Far Eastern Region, now rechristened Western Alaska.

The battle of the Far Eastern Region was won yesterday by the United States AND her allies. Without the aid of Canada, South-Africa, Greece, China, Poland, Finland, Israel, Spain, Thailand and the other members of EDEN and the Brolliance, the battle would have been lost. Together, we have come more together as nations. This victory was a great blow to Phoenix, and it was all thanks to you. Thank you.


I barely could have said it better myself. But that’s because this is my full time job. He has other things to do.

Links, oh my:
• The President’s Newspaper – I want to take this opportunity to say that the SEES border’s are hawt. Good job Wallingwhatsyourface.
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – Subs are fun.
• The Pony Express – Hey, these could use sexier graphics. Art junkies, PM me. Nao.
• Department of Defense Orders – Skynet has precise levels of coordination. We must match it.

Don’t hate me,

Kentel
Secretary of Media

HobbitTon
My Lackey