WHPR [Day 1,002] - FER and Press Conference *UPDATED TIME*

Day 1,002, 19:43 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
Far Eastern Russia

Oh my. A relevant battle. I tried like eight different titles for that and just ended up being boring. Sue me. This is a critical battle. Winning this would be a big deal and at the time of writing, we are storming the battlefield to take the capitol, hospital, and defense station. Oh wait, another turn just passed. We now own them.

Fight: here
Follow: these

This is a big deal America. I’m trying to find out how I can tell you this more. Follow the orders and kill some enemies. It’ll be p cool. I guarantee it. If you don’t have weapons, read the previous WHPR and see how to request weapons from Arm America.

There are some great articles out there about this battle. I encourage you to look through the media and find them. There are some gems. Also, trolling Russians is encouraged even more today then it is normally.

White House Press Conference

Some of you may remember a small, white room a few months back. There was black text, shifting along the wall. In that room were prominent members of the Chocolate McSkittles administration as well as lesser minions of the Secretary of Media. There were not just government snobs however. There were real life eAmericans (not Ajay, for those wondering) there, listening as the terrified media aides questioned the overlords of our beloved nation.

Of course, the room I’m talking about is a stingy little IRC room. I don’t know the name and David Landon won’t return my calls as to what it was (seems to be a common theme among females too). The reason it’s important is that Krems and his cabinet will be holding a conference. It’s my job as Secretary of Media to keep you informed, but I can’t know all that you think and wonder about in your sleep (nor do I want to, honestly) therefore I need your help.

I want you to send this org all of your questions for Krems and his cabinet. Tomorrow (Day 1,003) at 20:00 eRep time, in the IRC channel #press-room you will see your questions answered. Your mind will be blown. It’ll be like a presidential debate without all the competition and vote-whoring. That’s exciting.

I hope you all PM this org. We need questions.

Links, howdy-do:
• The President’s Newspaper – Comes up with decent operation names. Does he have any other skills to offer?
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – Apparently he has a problem with fisting. If that’s really a “problem”.
• The Pony Express – Hey, these could use sexier graphics. Art junkies, PM me. Nao. STILL.
• Department of Defense Orders – Remember that battle for Russia I mentioned? Still important.

Secretary’s note: Sorry for the rather short and choppy Press Release. A staff writer (HobbitTon) is sick and I’ve had to get this out it less then an hour while setting up that fancy conference I talked about. You deserve better America, I’ll be doing my best to deliver. Surprisingly, school has negative impacts on the eUS. What a shock.

Don’t hate me,

Kentel
Secretary of Media