WHPR 2135 - Special ATO Action Edition
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Tuesday, September 24, 2013 (Day 2,135)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
: 1: ATO Action Today
: 2: eNPR Tonight
Editor: Co-SecMeds Melissa Rose and Custer
ATO Action Today
SecMed Custer
Today is Congress Election Eve. As of reset tonight, the Top Five Parties will be set, and those will be the Parties who will get their members into Congress.
Just like every month before this, today is when the Dept of Homeland Security and the ATO Team are hoping to shuffle enough players around to Parties below Ajay/RGR's AFA NEW in the rankings. The grand prize would be to push the AFA completely out of the Top Five, and deprive them of their ability to disrupt our government with rogue Proposals and import more Serbs to plump up their anti-American Party.
Many people got a mass mailing with specific instructions. Thing is, it's such a fluid situation that you really can't follow instructions written several hours ago-- you need to be right on top of the situation in order to do the exactly right thing. What we do not want is to end this day scrambling to move people a second time. So when you do determine the correct place to go, go there and sit tight.
My instructions are only different that what you may have gottien in the mail in that I expect you to put forth some effort, and to think, not just follow instructions blindly. I want you to know what you're doing and why. I want your effort to be exactly spot on and contribute to the cause perfectly right so you won't be asked to move a second time later on.
Here's what to do:
Set up a new browser window, separate from the one you use for playing and surfing.
Open a bunch of New Tabs-- like this:
:: the Party Rankings page. NOT FOR THE NUMBERS, because they've changed since that page was set at reset, but for the links.
:: pop open a New Tab for all six top Parties-- Feds, We The People, USWP, AMP, AFA will always fail (the old AFA), and AFA New.
:: should have seven tabs, right? you can close the Party Rankings page.. it's useless once you have the Parties open in their own Tabs.
:: now look at each of these six Parties' members numbers. slide the Tabs around to put them in order of members numbers.
::: for example, right now.. my Tabs are in this order:
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As you can see.. as of this moment-- which will change throughout the day-- but as of right now the AFA has been pushed to the #5 slot.
The thing to do.. at any time during the day, is to move the whichever Party is just below the AFA in member numbers.
When I made my move, it was the AMP who was just below the AFA. This is how much things have changed in under an hour. This is why it's so important for you to understand the concept, the formula being applied, and make the action you take count and stay counted.
As the day progresses we might see an AFA surge-- if you do this thing then, and see the AFA at #4, then move to the #5 Party. Maybe Ajay/RGR will move more Serbs or zombies from his old Party to his new one.. or import more Serbs through citizenship grants, or magically pull voters outta his *ss...
As I said before... I want you to think and take the correct action based on your own effort to determine the need in real time. Orders get old, stuff changes by the minute. Follow this little procedure and make the right move for the moment you make that move.
The only numbers that matter are the numbers at the very minute when you're ready to move, and you follow this simple procedure to see exactly how things stand at that exact moment.
You can also go to #voting (http://tinyurl.com/ATOhere) any time today or tonight-- there's folks there who are following this procedure and can give you up-to-the-minute moving instructions.
Editor's Note:
Yes, there is an elephant in the room. We'll cover that in the regular Friday edition of WHPR.
eNPR, Your Oval Office Radio
Listen to Tuesday's Show LIVE at 1800 hours TONIGHT!
Host Talostastic will be joined by Custer and guests (to be determined).
Topics covered will be ATO, Work Tax, France being double-NE'd, Romania vs Denmark, and more.
Friday's eNPR will bring a couple surprises, so be sure to tune in for that.
George Armstrong Custer -|- Melissa Rose
"I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day during my life."
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Comments
You can also go to #voting any time today or tonight-- there's folks there who are following this procedure and can give you up-to-the-minute moving instructions.
Direct link to #voting.http://tinyurl.com/ATOhere
You people need help.
Get a life.
Pretty sure everyone around here has a life. Trust me, we don't sit here 24/7 trying to figure out how to piss you off some more.
Hey RGR you never answered my questions on IRC. Did you hear the AFA's new theme song?
ROFL.
we are still 100 men down. How will that be dealt with?
\o/
?? I'm seeing NO afa party in top 5, though I notice the emergence of a the Unified Cadet Koalas party in 3rd place. Will party president Artela not purge/amend the list of congress candidates, or did no worthies make it onto the list by deadline last night? BTW, how did Artela become President of the party... now that promises a story.
ahhhhhh...just saw the reference to "elephant in the room" ....my error and will be anxious to find out more.
whatever happened, it happened too late to clear the Party's list of candidates.
I'm anxiously seeking the story of what and how it happened, too. lotta speculation, and I won't publish that. I'll find facts and you'll read 'em here in this paper.
Man, and I was going to join the AFA yesterday too. Sigh. Coulda been in congress.