WHPR 1872: Preparing For A Change
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White House Press Room - Day 1872: Preparing For A Change
Working through all hours of the night.
Dateline: Friday, January 4th (Day 1,872)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
Music: Auld Lang Syne
1: Unity Vote for Fingerguns
2: War Map & Analysis
3: Weekly Economic Summary
4: Immigration Procedure
5: Apply for American University
6: Web-Comic of the Day
eNPR: Show Schedule and Links
Editor's Notes: Today's WHPR is a full Media Team effort, with Secretary of Media NewAzazel playing Lead Editor for this edition.
Unity Vote for Fingerguns
Secretary of Media NewAzazel
It's always darkest before the dawn
As you know, fingerguns has won the unity election by winning 3 of the 5 primaries. As such, it is crucial you log on to cast your vote for fingerguns to ensure we don't pass control to less than desirable forces in the country. I might be getting too editorial when I say this, but what the hell, it's my last WHPR. I believe in fingerguns. I believe that on her watch, the eUS can feel a little safer, and a little more optimistic. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than knowledge we need understanding and humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.
We are at a critical time in the country's history, and I know tensions are high, but we have to work together. Lately our country's temperment has gotten worse with each passing month we have to use this system. I know people would like to see change, and I promise you that next month will be full of new courses and paths for our country. We've given a lot of time and encouragement to hate, to anger. I know you'll say this is simply propaganda, but I think we can create a better country if we simply focus on what needs to be done. We need to focus more upon what brings us together than what seperates us. We have a lot of parties, MUs, and individuals who all have unique and distinct voices. Rather than use our differences to divide us, we need to use them to diversify our strength.
Join together. If not for your own desires, for our country. If not for your country, for a more cooperative environment. We can make this a better country, we can build a better society. But we need your help. We need your support, your opinions, and your involvement. As a representative of our government, as an American, and as a human being, I urge you to support fingerguns.
War Map & Analysis
Deputy Secretary of Media Hale26
The territory in circled in blue is no longer Chilean. Also, the yellow dot is the Argentine Capital at present, with red signifying an attack to the North. No resource loss will be inflicted by this assault.
Nothing new to report on the homefront in America. However, internationally is a much different story.
Recently American MUs have been asked to put their Prios on one of our returning friends, Chile. Chile was distanced from way-back-when in Terra's heyday. But after some careful reconsideration on both us and Chile's parts, things have gotten a bit tighter.
Anyways, the American Government is happy to report the Chile has not only gained a recent victory against Argentina while ensuring safety for their friend Paraguay, but has also signed a peace deal with one of our long time bros- Australia. See, Chile and Australia weren't on good footing for awhile. Despite various allied attempts to save Aussie land, all allies failed and Australia remained in the hands of Chile.
Chile mercilessly wiped Australia, seeing them as nothing more than another enemy. However, thanks to lightening attitudes this deal has came about giving Australia 3 territories back, and safety from assault. Overall, the Administration is pleased to see this happening. Relations with Chile have been good so far, and we congratulate them on them and their allies wins in S.A and the deal with the Aussies.
In the ever shifting world of alliances and loyalties, Chile and Aus putting aside their differences for peace helps everyone. Now both nations can live with 1 less front to fight, while assisting their allies. Overall- Not a bad deal.
Weekly Economic Summary
WHPR Staff Writer AeroGent
This is the economic summary for the Week of 1865 to 1871. For the assets column, four alliances have been ratified, and six are pending, for a total cost of 100k eUSD. In addition, eighty one fewer citizens reside in the country now than at the start of the week.
In the income and expenses column, 328k eUSD has been collected in taxes. The CBO has received 400k from the treasury, and have received 327k, creating a weekly surplus of 727k.
The cost for cheapest food has decreased 15% for 1000 energy to 42%, based on the maximum salary offered at the open. The least expensive damage per currency weapons have decreased 17% to 98.7% for 2000 damage.
Gold has traded at the support level of 350 all week.
Immigration Procedure
This piece is a bit more for our international audience, as well as some possible information for the domestic people. As you know, immigration has been one of the largest issues for the past several months. Many people have moved to the country and been granted citizenship outside of established procedure and against the laws made by our government regarding immigrations and citizenship. Almost all of these illegitimate citizenship grants have been done by American Freedom Alliance, which circumvents our system of citizenship requests recognized by the national administration. We do allow people citizenship in the eUS, but only those who follow IES procedure and instructions.
The IES procedure is the only legitimate way of gaining recognized citizenship in the eUS. Those who gain citizenship through any other means result in being blacklisted by the national government. Bribes, spamming congressmen, and accepting offers from AFA are included in the ways to be blacklisted by the national government. What does being blacklisted mean? You will be considered a threat by our established political parties, government or affiliated MUs, and our national government, preventing you from being supplied or supported by any programs or organizations.
The eUS is not anti-immigration. We recognize the importance of bringing new and active people into the country. Our national administration employs many foreign born individuals who didn't always reside in the eUnited States. Our policies are not directed against any particular ethnic group or political opinion, we simply wish to keep track of who enters the country in an organized and efficient manner.
For more detailed instructions on IES procedure, please read these instructions by Dr Luis Sentieiro
Apply for American University
Are you a new player? Do you have any questions about the gameplay or the community? Then sign up for the American University! You will receive an experienced and wise mentor to answer all your questions and help you through your eLife. It is a great way to make a friend and to get a head start in this competitive world! Sign up here: American University Application
Web-Comic of the Day
Coming in with our webcomic of the day, today we have one from xkcd.com. Hope you enjoy some more internet culture:
New eNPR Schedule:
eNPR Oval Office Radio airs live every Sunday and Wednesday night, at 18:00 eRep (9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific). Tune in to the radio show, join the text chat at #eNPR (on the Rizon server), and call in!
Next Show:
Link pending.
Not yet scheduled. We apologize for the holiday season's hectic nature. We will let you know as soon as the next eNPR show is decided. Cabinet officials will be regular guests on the show to talk about their department's work.
If you miss any live radio show, you can listen at your leisure, at eNPR Oval Office Radio.
Recommended Reading:
The Paperless Newspaper By Congressman ligtreb: We need to get along and play the game right
| The President's Newspaper | Speaker's Word | DoD Civilian Orders | Dept of Education | Dept of Interior |
| White House Press Room | Pony Express | eNPR Radio |
Join a Military or Militia:
eRebuglik now breaks links to Google Docs. If your link is broken, please contact this Org with a TinyURL or similar shortcut.
| US Civilian MU | Air Force Flight Training | Special Forces | Rogue Squadron | Ultramarines | SEAL Team 6 | OWLs |
| EZ Company |The Higher Calling | Sons of Liberty | Bear Cavalry | Pickle's Patriots |
| Avengers | The ICA | The Chosen Ones| Cannon Cockers |
NewAzazel, Secretary of Media
“It is not enough to understand, or to see clearly. The future will be shaped in the arena of human activity, by those willing to commit their minds and their bodies to the task.” - Robert Kennedy
Look for new editions of WHPR on Tuesday and Friday.
::: Shout It! :::
WHPR 1872: Preparing For A Change
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/whpr-1872-preparing-for-a-change-2187729/1/20
Be sure to vote tomorrow!
2590
Working through all hours of the night.
Dateline: Friday, January 4th (Day 1,872)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
Music: Auld Lang Syne
1: Unity Vote for Fingerguns
2: War Map & Analysis
3: Weekly Economic Summary
4: Immigration Procedure
5: Apply for American University
6: Web-Comic of the Day
eNPR: Show Schedule and Links
Editor's Notes: Today's WHPR is a full Media Team effort, with Secretary of Media NewAzazel playing Lead Editor for this edition.
Unity Vote for Fingerguns
Secretary of Media NewAzazel
It's always darkest before the dawn
As you know, fingerguns has won the unity election by winning 3 of the 5 primaries. As such, it is crucial you log on to cast your vote for fingerguns to ensure we don't pass control to less than desirable forces in the country. I might be getting too editorial when I say this, but what the hell, it's my last WHPR. I believe in fingerguns. I believe that on her watch, the eUS can feel a little safer, and a little more optimistic. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than knowledge we need understanding and humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.
We are at a critical time in the country's history, and I know tensions are high, but we have to work together. Lately our country's temperment has gotten worse with each passing month we have to use this system. I know people would like to see change, and I promise you that next month will be full of new courses and paths for our country. We've given a lot of time and encouragement to hate, to anger. I know you'll say this is simply propaganda, but I think we can create a better country if we simply focus on what needs to be done. We need to focus more upon what brings us together than what seperates us. We have a lot of parties, MUs, and individuals who all have unique and distinct voices. Rather than use our differences to divide us, we need to use them to diversify our strength.
Join together. If not for your own desires, for our country. If not for your country, for a more cooperative environment. We can make this a better country, we can build a better society. But we need your help. We need your support, your opinions, and your involvement. As a representative of our government, as an American, and as a human being, I urge you to support fingerguns.
War Map & Analysis
Deputy Secretary of Media Hale26
The territory in circled in blue is no longer Chilean. Also, the yellow dot is the Argentine Capital at present, with red signifying an attack to the North. No resource loss will be inflicted by this assault.
Nothing new to report on the homefront in America. However, internationally is a much different story.
Recently American MUs have been asked to put their Prios on one of our returning friends, Chile. Chile was distanced from way-back-when in Terra's heyday. But after some careful reconsideration on both us and Chile's parts, things have gotten a bit tighter.
Anyways, the American Government is happy to report the Chile has not only gained a recent victory against Argentina while ensuring safety for their friend Paraguay, but has also signed a peace deal with one of our long time bros- Australia. See, Chile and Australia weren't on good footing for awhile. Despite various allied attempts to save Aussie land, all allies failed and Australia remained in the hands of Chile.
Chile mercilessly wiped Australia, seeing them as nothing more than another enemy. However, thanks to lightening attitudes this deal has came about giving Australia 3 territories back, and safety from assault. Overall, the Administration is pleased to see this happening. Relations with Chile have been good so far, and we congratulate them on them and their allies wins in S.A and the deal with the Aussies.
In the ever shifting world of alliances and loyalties, Chile and Aus putting aside their differences for peace helps everyone. Now both nations can live with 1 less front to fight, while assisting their allies. Overall- Not a bad deal.
Weekly Economic Summary
WHPR Staff Writer AeroGent
This is the economic summary for the Week of 1865 to 1871. For the assets column, four alliances have been ratified, and six are pending, for a total cost of 100k eUSD. In addition, eighty one fewer citizens reside in the country now than at the start of the week.
In the income and expenses column, 328k eUSD has been collected in taxes. The CBO has received 400k from the treasury, and have received 327k, creating a weekly surplus of 727k.
The cost for cheapest food has decreased 15% for 1000 energy to 42%, based on the maximum salary offered at the open. The least expensive damage per currency weapons have decreased 17% to 98.7% for 2000 damage.
Gold has traded at the support level of 350 all week.
Immigration Procedure
This piece is a bit more for our international audience, as well as some possible information for the domestic people. As you know, immigration has been one of the largest issues for the past several months. Many people have moved to the country and been granted citizenship outside of established procedure and against the laws made by our government regarding immigrations and citizenship. Almost all of these illegitimate citizenship grants have been done by American Freedom Alliance, which circumvents our system of citizenship requests recognized by the national administration. We do allow people citizenship in the eUS, but only those who follow IES procedure and instructions.
The IES procedure is the only legitimate way of gaining recognized citizenship in the eUS. Those who gain citizenship through any other means result in being blacklisted by the national government. Bribes, spamming congressmen, and accepting offers from AFA are included in the ways to be blacklisted by the national government. What does being blacklisted mean? You will be considered a threat by our established political parties, government or affiliated MUs, and our national government, preventing you from being supplied or supported by any programs or organizations.
The eUS is not anti-immigration. We recognize the importance of bringing new and active people into the country. Our national administration employs many foreign born individuals who didn't always reside in the eUnited States. Our policies are not directed against any particular ethnic group or political opinion, we simply wish to keep track of who enters the country in an organized and efficient manner.
For more detailed instructions on IES procedure, please read these instructions by Dr Luis Sentieiro
Apply for American University
Are you a new player? Do you have any questions about the gameplay or the community? Then sign up for the American University! You will receive an experienced and wise mentor to answer all your questions and help you through your eLife. It is a great way to make a friend and to get a head start in this competitive world! Sign up here: American University Application
Web-Comic of the Day
Coming in with our webcomic of the day, today we have one from xkcd.com. Hope you enjoy some more internet culture:
New eNPR Schedule:
eNPR Oval Office Radio airs live every Sunday and Wednesday night, at 18:00 eRep (9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific). Tune in to the radio show, join the text chat at #eNPR (on the Rizon server), and call in!
Next Show:
Link pending.
Not yet scheduled. We apologize for the holiday season's hectic nature. We will let you know as soon as the next eNPR show is decided. Cabinet officials will be regular guests on the show to talk about their department's work.
If you miss any live radio show, you can listen at your leisure, at eNPR Oval Office Radio.
Recommended Reading:
The Paperless Newspaper By Congressman ligtreb: We need to get along and play the game right
| The President's Newspaper | Speaker's Word | DoD Civilian Orders | Dept of Education | Dept of Interior |
| White House Press Room | Pony Express | eNPR Radio |
Join a Military or Militia:
😉
eRebuglik now breaks links to Google Docs. If your link is broken, please contact this Org with a TinyURL or similar shortcut.
| US Civilian MU | Air Force Flight Training | Special Forces | Rogue Squadron | Ultramarines | SEAL Team 6 | OWLs |
| EZ Company |The Higher Calling | Sons of Liberty | Bear Cavalry | Pickle's Patriots |
| Avengers | The ICA | The Chosen Ones| Cannon Cockers |
NewAzazel, Secretary of Media
“It is not enough to understand, or to see clearly. The future will be shaped in the arena of human activity, by those willing to commit their minds and their bodies to the task.” - Robert Kennedy
Look for new editions of WHPR on Tuesday and Friday.
::: Shout It! :::
WHPR 1872: Preparing For A Change
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/whpr-1872-preparing-for-a-change-2187729/1/20
Be sure to vote tomorrow!
2590
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First reserved for last NewAzazel WHPR
o7 NewAzazel a great SoM ! p/h
RAWR!
ok
Hail NA! Good job media team!
FEEL THE RAWRS
FAIL!!!
Elitists you SUCK!!!
"and as a human being"
so let me get this straight....
I am a worse human being than someone who cannot utter a sentence about me on live radio without throwing in a profane insult? Really?
Be smart. Vote for a change. FG was gone for two years and she has no idea what she is doing. Further, she is just another term for the same people who have ran the US forever.
FAIL !!
NO VOTE !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-wHixgp2RE
Voted as always. Thanks for the link.
Yes ajay.
You are despicable. You post pornography where children can see it.
Ronald Reagan would not do this. You shame him with your use of his name.
I'll miss your WHPR's.
Good luck to you, Naz!
Good Luck to Captain Kush and his team in the next month of WHPR's.
There is no way that I will be voting tomorrow unless it looks like RGR might win. How anyone can continue to support 'Fluffer' after his little display on IRC, attacking a citizen calling her a c**t and threatened to have Israel Stevens write hate articles about her. That is lower than a snakes belly and anyone who continues to support them is scum....
Remember Vote FINGERGUNS
always a first time for everything.
Ajay has spoken the truth:
"I am a worse human being than someone who cannot utter a sentence about me on live radio without throwing in a profane insult."
Yep, that's pretty much on the money, there, Sparky.
USA is not involved in any active battles
Fingerguns!!
POW! POW!
voted
"Yep, that's pretty much on the money, there, Sparky."
hahaha