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WHPR 1848: Only Strength Can Cooperate

Day 1,848, 12:53 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Room - Day 1848: Only Strength Can Cooperate

President Inwegen in a cabinet meeting.


Dateline: Tuesday, December 11th, 2012 (Day 1,848)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR:
Music: LUSHLIFE "MAGNOLIA" [DIR. LAMAR+NIK]
1: Immigration Procedure
2: War Map & Analysis
3: Party Highlight: American Military Party
4: Ambassador Recruitment
5: Apply for American University
6: Web-Comic of the Day
eNPR: Show Schedule and Links

Editor's Notes: Today's WHPR is a full Media Team effort, with Secretary of Media NewAzazel playing Lead Editor for this edition.


Immigration Procedure
Secretary of Media NewAzazel

This piece is a bit more for our international audience, as well as some possible information for the domestic people. As you know, immigration has been one of the largest issues for the past several months. Many people have moved to the country and been granted citizenship outside of established procedure and against the laws made by our government regarding immigrations and citizenship. Almost all of these illegitimate citizenship grants have been done by American Freedom Alliance, which circumvents our system of citizenship requests recognized by the national administration. We do allow people citizenship in the eUS, but only those who follow IES procedure and instructions.



The IES procedure is the only legitimate way of gaining recognized citizenship in the eUS. Those who gain citizenship through any other means result in being blacklisted by the national government. Bribes, spamming congressmen, and accepting offers from AFA are included in the ways to be blacklisted by the national government. What does being blacklisted mean? You will be considered a threat by our established political parties, government or affiliated MUs, and our national government, preventing you from being supplied or supported by any programs or organizations.

The eUS is not anti-immigration. We recognize the importance of bringing new and active people into the country. Our national administration employs many foreign born individuals who didn't always reside in the eUnited States. Our policies are not directed against any particular ethnic group or political opinion, we simply wish to keep track of who enters the country in an organized and efficient manner.

For more detailed instructions on IES procedure, please read these instructions by Dr Luis Sentieiro



War Map & Analysis
Deputy Secretary of Media Hale26



By the time of publication, our war with eRoC should be over.Following the successful take-over of Eastern Taiwan, American forces have managed to capture the territory of Central Taiwan and Northern Taiwan with how the battle is progressing at the moment. (55-0)

Back to the Southern Front, Brazil, though not having won their war on the ePhilippines, has NEd the RoC. They are now launching an attack on Southern Taiwan, leading the battle 45-10 with minimal resistance in Ds 1,2 and 3. If Brazil wins this battle (which I'm assuming they will, despite a fighting D4) the RoC's homeland will be wiped. By the time of publication, Brazil has in fact won.

Due to the fact that previous allied assaults cut mainland Taiwan off from its colonies in Japan and South Korea, we would've run out of RoC to fight. Meaning, as mentioned before, that both Brazil's and America's NEs would've worn off and war would be no more. At current, there are no plans to pursue Taiwan that I have been informed about. Though things are still up in the air, a peace treaty could be possible.

Moving onto other matters, some may have noticed Serbia's recent NE against the French. Despite our bro's best efforts (See Poland TW), Serbia has gained a border with France and will most likely wipe our allies for their excellent rubbers..er..rubber bonus. What is interesting about this event is that Serbia, to get said weapon's bonus, will have to gain a border with America. America and Serbia being mortal enemies, it is certain that we will not stand by and watch as a long time bro gets wiped. So in short, hostilities of some kind will break out. All talk aside, America condemns the Serbian assault on our long time friend. Back before the "Poison Pill" Plan, France allowed us to receive 3 bonuses free of charge. And before the Poland NAP, American forces launched assaults all over France to free them from Hungarian tyranny.

Nous sommes à vos côtés, France,
HAIL FRANCE !

Side Note- There have been reports that some "Americans" are in Serbian MUs. We would like to remind these people that Serbia is an enemy. Not only that, they are currently denying the Croatians and Italians their access to their homeland - So that's around denying around 1600 active allied citizens their freedom. If you people truly love America and what it stands for, I hope you leave your Serbian MUs and prepare for the upcoming operations against Serbia. If not, I wish you good luck for what lies ahead.

And trust me,

You. Will. Need. It.


Party Highlight: American Military Party
WHPR Staff Writer OneTakeTony

In a time the country needed a military force more than ever, the American Military Party was there to help us along the way. With tensions high as the JCS split away from the Government, the country's military groups needed a voice and more importantly some organization. The American Military Party answered the call. However, unlike most parties in the eUnited States who have party-specific Military Units, the AMP is adamant in maintaining that they will take dedicated, disciplined soldiers of any Military background. But, as John Killah and Party President emdoublegee so accurately pointed out, "this is the AMERICAN Military Party - we need to be about what's best for America." When a strong military voice was required for ensured United States success, the AMP answered the call. AMP quickly became a top party, simply because their willingness and acceptance of military minded eCitizens regardless of their background. "The party is not about rights and entitlement, everyone's voice needs to be heard."



Certainly, if a political party wants to have success they must also at least pay a portion of their focus to the political standpoints of things, which the AMP has done, with a unique blend of tactical politics and staying in touch with both the old and the new within the party. The previous month, the American Military Party picked up 12 of the congressional seats, making it the second largest body within congress. However, the AMP made sure that it wasn't the same old faces, rather a unique recipe that figures to be one full of innovative ideas.

Of the twelve elected representatives, the number of terms per candidate varies from 13 all the way down to a newly elected official. However, even with there large amounts of political involvement the American Military Party remains steadfast, John Killah along with emdoublegee on behalf of the party says, "we must stay true to our military roots, while we are politically involved and have politically minded individuals, the party has been a party that continues to support the military and needs to continue to be that party."

As the name would imply, the battlefield is a chief concern of the party, but even off of the battlefield, this party works with respect, organization and concern for those less fortunate in the eWorld. Again citing my interview with John Killah and emdoublegee, the pair summed it up eloquently with this closing statement "We not only have the ability to press our will, we are not afraid to do so in order to further the countries possibilities and victories, both on the battlefield and in the political arena, and we do it all with respect for others."

Special thanks to John Killah and emdoublegee for providing vital information.


Ambassador Recruitment



As you know, foreign affairs are crucial to the success of the eUnited States. We are a powerful nation on our own, but without allies like Brazil, Russia, Albania, etc. etc. we would be overrun. These relationships are more crucial to the United States than ever before. So how can you as a citizen of the eUS get involved? There are still several vacancies left in our ambassador program, and you could become that missing link between the eUS and our next ally.

As our Secretary of State, Israel Stevens, says: "Apply to be an ambassador! See the world! Meet hot chicks!"

State Dept Ambassadors:
Please click here


Apply for American University



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Web-Comic of the Day

Coming in with our webcomic of the day, today we have one from xkcd.com. Hope you enjoy some more internet culture:





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Comments

James S. Brady Press Room
James S. Brady Press Room Day 1,848, 12:54

First reserved for conquering Taiwan

Serendipitous
Serendipitous Day 1,848, 12:56

dio

Hale26
Hale26 Day 1,848, 12:56

Why do you never let me get first ? ;_;....

2nd for a Peace Treaty.

Hale26
Hale26 Day 1,848, 12:57

*3rd

Mr_Pornstar
Mr_Pornstar Day 1,848, 13:02

RAWR

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,848, 13:02

WHPR is awesome!

\o/

Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Day 1,848, 13:11

\o/

n0s3
n0s3 Day 1,848, 13:12

RAWR!

The-Comedian
The-Comedian Day 1,848, 13:16

RAWR

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,848, 13:29

LoL. Yeah, and if we didn't accept people you'd wait until you could PTO us again.. and you wouldn't accept people based off of absurd reasons. Okay, right...

CryingLightning
CryingLightning Day 1,848, 14:04

RAWR!
NE SERBIA!

Jeunny Swagg
Jeunny Swagg Day 1,848, 14:29

Thank you for thinking of us.

Wildrunner
Wildrunner Day 1,848, 15:26

This is ridiculous, you condemn Serbian or Hungarian assault on your "bros" but you don't mind Poland occupying them. I think you should better not write anything at all.

l Donkey Kong l
l Donkey Kong l Day 1,848, 16:14

Does this spell end for Lisa and Rob? Does Rob hide ulterior motive deep within heart? Will Lisa overcome difficulty of being imaginary robot and allow love to conquer all?

Stay tune, for next episode, of White House Press Room.

Norbengo
Norbengo Day 1,848, 16:27

This is ridiculous, you condemn Serbian or Hungarian assault on your "bros" but you don't mind Poland occupying them. I think you should better not write anything at all.

x2

Sad puppet POTUS is sad

Wildrunner
Wildrunner Day 1,848, 16:57

I mean a simple "We don't like Serbia" is enough, the rest about how you care about your old "bros" France is the ridiculous part.

Candor
Candor Day 1,848, 17:40

Can we work on briefer press releases but with more substantive information? The War Update was useful, the rest was a p-big wste of space for a WHPR imho, that other stuff might be better in a DoE article.

Trogdorthetroll100
Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,848, 19:09

It will be sad when NewAzazel dies

KevinYu
KevinYu Day 1,848, 19:29

Ridiculous post. You really think eFr is your friend? I don't think so .

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,848, 21:09

@RGR, Wut?
Please quit talking through your Serb interpreter,
I can't make sense of what you're saying.

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,848, 21:13

I dunno, I kinda like foxes

Sam Kong
Sam Kong Day 1,848, 21:39

A tyranny fighting against another tyranny, WFC?

DonGibi
DonGibi Day 1,849, 00:02

RAWR!

Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,849, 02:32

What a great accomplishement we did right there... It took Brazil and the US to wipe Taiwan...

I am impressed... NOT.

And now we're talking about the evil serbian oppressing the french. Do you get the irony? Sure I'm good about taking on the serb as any other american. I wonder when was the last time we actually did went to war for real.

anonymoushooligan
anonymoushooligan Day 1,849, 07:56

RAWR

I stand ready to sackpunch Serbs.

Cozza
Cozza Day 1,849, 08:24

Serbia will kill you guys..

Another failure in eUS foreign Policy. Cozying up to COT is a no if you wanna be mortal enemy's to Serbia. COT and TWO are aligned. Fighting Serbia will give you either a NE from them or a PM from COT/Bulgaria saying "Oi. Stop that" because I can garuntee COT will not get rid of Serbia and TWO.

Your either gonna have to do two things.
1. Accept Serbia
2. Go back to a Pro-EDEN stance.

Hawokk
Hawokk Day 1,849, 09:57

As an eFrench citizen i thank you fawkes for your help and your support...
We really need you guys on this one

Robert E.Lee 1861
Robert E.Lee 1861 Day 1,849, 11:10

u are going down my friends

Hawokk
Hawokk Day 1,849, 12:42

I can see that and it is one tough problem... As you are something like 7 or 8 times more than us...

Bikkin
Bikkin Day 1,849, 13:40

If you are really preparing for another aggression into Europe, you must know that Hungary will stand shoulder by shoulder for Serbia. And together we will drive you back to where you come from.

tomcat007
tomcat007 Day 1,850, 03:43

Stop sending me messages to leave AFA Party. You say that we should help you fight against eSerbians and eHungarians, long-time enemies and PTOers.
My answer is: If USA had enemies like eSerbia and eHungary, why did you left EDEN? You left, you acted first, we Romanians, will not help you again. Why to spare damage and any efforts for you? For us, you're from now on just "an exploited cow for milk".

Hate selfish bitches like eUSA,
tomcat007

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 1,850, 03:51

"This is ridiculous, you condemn Serbian or Hungarian assault on your "bros" but you don't mind Poland occupying them. I think you should better not write anything at all."

x3

LOL

For once Wildrunner, I'm in agreement with you. Well said.

What is the difference between a Serb and Polish occupation anyway? Why's one bad and the other meh?

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,850, 04:40

Candor
'Can we work on briefer press releases but with more substantive information? The War Update was useful, the rest was a p-big wste of space for a WHPR imho, that other stuff might be better in a DoE article.'

The Immigration piece should have been in the Department of Interior.
Agree on the War update, but that should be in the Department of Defense.
The AMP piece in their Party Paper and not in a Government paper.
The last two pieces belong in the Department of Education.

Jason Darby
Jason Darby Day 1,850, 07:15

Finally, a war that we can all enjoy. Serbia has had this coming for a very, very long time. I think that we will require a lot of support from EDEN on this one though. Hopefully, that can still be arranged.

Funky 24
Funky 24 Day 1,850, 12:18

"America condemns the Serbian assault on our long time friend"

So what about ePoland?

5am Saint
5am Saint Day 1,850, 15:05

Sorry but I have to disagree with both Candor and IchabodAdams. There are very good reasons why the segment is there, although I will not comment in public a joint Intel Project. Thank you and I hope you understand.

Best regards,

Dr Luis Sentieiro

 
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